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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

He Works in Mysterious Ways

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Free NRA Membership

Free one year membership here:

Free NRA Membership

If you're not a member, join today.

If you are a memeber (lifer, myself), check out and contribute to these fine organizations:

Gun Owners of America

Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership

Second Amendment Foundation

Buckeye Firearms Association

Ohio Gun Collectors Association

Then after that, go buy a gun or three.
And ammo.

Lots of ammo.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Proof

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Uhhh...OK?

Apparently, Norton Antivirus is now "Rockin' with Dokken".




Norton's software is still s*** in my book, but cool commercial guys.
I'll think of it everytime I give the thought of your product a derisive/dismissive snort.

Might as well have a Dokken song, eh?



Heh.
Hair metal...

Monday, September 07, 2009

I Thought Buckeyes Were Nuts...

Not disengenous liars and cowards.
Well, not all of them are, just most of the politicians.

Doesn't make me very proud to be a damned Yankee.



With leadership like this, we really are damned...

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Teh Swimmer Finally Goes Up the Creek

Sans paddle, of course.

POOR TASTE ALERT!! Read at you own risk.

Results and observations regarding the passing of Ted “The Swimmer” Kennedy:

Parents with young daughters are sleeping a little better
now.

Gun owners are sleeping a little better now.

There is a consensus amongst scientists that global warming will decrease as the Swimmer’s mass dissipates, and lessens the gravitational field of the planet, thereby sucking in less light (and thus energy) from the sun and stars.

Hell will weight eleventy-jillion more pounds. (Or 4.989516ty-jillion more kilograms for you Euro-weenies).

The Secret Service announced that Michael Moore and Rosie O'donnel will NOT be allowed to attend the services, as NASA has calculated an overwhelming probablility that their combined gravitational fields would cause a singularity.

There is one less bloviating, statist, Big Brotherish, CFR loving, commie rat on the planet. Just a few more billion to go.

There is one less bloviating two-faced, expedient, rabid-pro-abortionite and bloody-handed lawyer on the planet:

"While the deep concern of a woman bearing an unwanted child merits consideration and sympathy, it is my personal feeling that the legalization of abortion on demand is not in accordance with the value which our civilization places on human life. Wanted or unwanted, I believe that human life, even at its earliest stages, has certain rights which must be recognizedthe right to be born, the right to love, the right to grow old. (Fats Kennedy, back in the day, possibly before he sold his soul)

Way to hold your ground, killer. You became the poster-boy for beta-male feminazis and baby-killers.

The State of Massachusetts’ IQ average just went up 7 points.

The whiskey industry will now require a bailout, due to an unprecedented and abrupt reduction in demand.

The Twinkie and pork-rind industries may not be far behind.

Rumor has it that in his will Kennedy asked to be buried at sea for two reasons. One, for the ultimate ironic effect, and two so they could blame the massive rise in sea levels on global warming.

Hippies, Commies, Abortionists and Marxists wept.

In closing, I would like to dedicate this Grim Reaper tune to old Teddles. I think this is appropriate because Grim Reaper's lead singer is overweight, like Ted - and Grim Reaper is cheesy, sucks ass, and is a symbol of old-school suckassitudiness, like Ted. Additionally, their careers are now in comparable positions.






Good riddance, douchewad. You are the epitome of all that is wrong and evil in Washington. It's a just a damn shame you couldn't have taken 50 or 60 of your friends with you.

I'll pray for Ted's family, and I'll pray for Ted's soul (really), but I have serious doubts about the effectiveness in doing so (really).

And please spare me your bitching in the comments; this is the toned-down, friendly version of my thoughts; if you didn't come down on Ted Rall, I don't want to hear it.

III

Methinks She Doth Protest Just About Right

The fair Melody Byrne (of Chris and Melody's The Anarchangel site) hits one out of the park.

Read it, enjoy it, and make their site a frequent visit.

She sure sounds like a 3 Percenter to me...

A couple excerpts:

Leave Us the Hell Alone
by Melody Byrne


No wonder I feel trapped. I can't do a single thing with my own property that doesn't involve one government agency or another (or several). I feel like a rat being funneled through a maze, and I am cognizant of the danger that someone will block off the exit. It's my claustrophobia writ large. This is just wrong.

Amen.

Well I have a message for all you busybodies, bureaucrats, rent-seekers, and whored-out legislators.LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE.Get out of my contracts.Get off of my land.Leave my property alone.Stay the hell out of my bedroom.Most of all, KEEP YOUR NOSES OUT OF MY BUSINESS.And everyone else's for that matter.Mel

Give 'em hell, Mel!

Go read the whole thing. It's well done, well worth your time, and quite enjoyable.

III

Monday, August 17, 2009

Something to Ponder

"When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law."- Frederic Bastiat



As the leviathan that our government has become insinuates itself into every single aspect of our lives, we need to decide where we draw the line.

Where is your line?

Friday, July 17, 2009

That Pretty Much Sums It Up

“The central bank is an institution of the most deadly hostility existing against the Principles and form of our Constitution. I am an Enemy to all banks discounting bills or notes for anything but Coin. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them (around the banks), will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."

- Thomas Jefferson in letter to Treasury Secretary Gallatin (1802)

At the close of the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia on September 18, 1787, a Mrs. Powel anxiously awaited the results, and as Benjamin Franklin emerged from the long task now finished, asked him directly: "Well Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?" "A republic if you can keep it" responded Franklin.

The experiment has failed.
I mourn, but mostly I feel guilty regarding how we have failed future and younger generations.

Have a great weekend.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Exploding Frogs?

With apologies to the French, but I couldn't resist using that headline. Think of the google hits!!

That said; how about this headline?

French workers threaten to blow up factory

PARIS, July 12 (Reuters) - Workers at collapsed French car parts maker New Fabris threatened on Sunday to blow up their factory if they did not receive payouts by July 31 from auto groups Renault and Peugeot to compensate for their lost jobs.

Pretty hardcore. But then there's this -

"The bottles of gas have already been placed at various parts of the factory and are connected with each other," CGT trades union official Guy Eyermann told France Info radio.
That's right, it's not a few "rogue workers", it's an official union negotiating tactic. Hear that Gettlfinger?

Police also declined to comment on the threat by the workers, who are occupying the New Fabris factory at Chatellerault, near Poitiers in central France.
Occupying? Stolen right out of the German playbook!! Sohn von a Weibchen!

Some French workers have adopted militant tactics in the economic crisis, including "bossnappings" where managers have been held hostage in their offices.
In all fairness though, they had a CEO who ran the company into the ground, all the way into bankruptcy, and then left with $22 million dollars... oh wait. I'm thinking of some other car company. Heh.

At least they're not in India, eh?

Gradiano Company CEO Beaten To Death By Dismissed Employees In Noida, India

Today the CEO led management was trying to negotiate a deal with the labor representatives of the fired employees. The meeting turned ugly and violent. The fired employees broke all rules of negotiation and beat the CEO Chaudhury to death.
Kind of makes the UAW look like pussycats.

Monday, July 06, 2009

Pretty Cool

I let the dogs out back and saw a bald eagle take off from my pond into my north treeline.
I hope he builds a nest in my trees. That would be neat, and maybe it would qualify me for some sweet government cash for watching its back or something!!

I wonder what they taste like...?
(Just kidding, lighten up!)

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy 4th of July

Some brief thoughts for you on this day:

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it
is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. - George Washington

When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it
spreads. - Ron Paul

"I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too
many parasites living on the labor of the industrious." -- Thomas
Jefferson

“But whether the resistance against government tyrants is non-violent or
physically violent, the effort to overthrow state oppression qualifies as true patriotism.” - Ron Paul

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car
keys to teenage boys."
P.J. O'Rourke

Keep 'em clean, boys. And keep your powder dry.

Oh yeah, and a Happy Secession Day to you!