Thursday, March 31, 2005

Dear Jesus:

Dear Jesus,

Please do not smite our country down because a few judges and a husband murdered an innocent, helpless, disabled, voiceless woman that was loved dearly by her parents and family (blood relatives, that is).

It's really not as bad as it sounds.

Oh crap, yes it is!!!

Wait, I have a note:

Please excuse The Conservative UAW Guy from any smiting due to the murder of Terri Schiavo.
He loves life, babies, puppies, his wife, his family and Jesus. He is trying very hard to love hippies, commies, and whiny libs (it is hard as you know).
He doesn't tithe, but he is really, really, thinking about it. (Really!)

Sincerely,


The Conservative UAW Guy's Mom



Plus, I was at work and I have witnesses (that I was at work, not neccessarily working).

Uh, Amen.

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