Thursday, March 31, 2005

Guns

God wants us to have guns.
That is why they are cool and we have them.


Bad people have guns, too.
We need to kill them.


God understands killing in self-defense, even if it is pre-emptive.
Sometimes that is the only chance you get.

Leteth he who is a dangerous asshatus be killed with a Smith-and-Wesson-ess firearm (or a cruise missile) America Rocks 21:12.

Let he who is righteous, launch the first cruise missile. (That would be US, get it?) Pre-Emptius 9:11


Killing bad people is good.
Killing retarded people is bad (unless they are killers).


I did clear this info with God; He said I was right on the money.
At least that's what I think he said. I was a tad inebriated at the time.

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