Here you go DU libs, official instructions for the tin-foil hat.
You will be stylin'!
Click the link below, I like to call them:
Tin-Foil Hats for Asshats!!!
Although, the name Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie definitely has a ring, too.
Tip of the hat to the Merritt's for the info. THANKS, GUYS!!! YOU ROCK!