Tomorrow is the big day, April 15th!
Here are some conservative ideas for your tax refunds:
1. Buy an Ann Coulter book. Buy one for a friend, too.
2. Join the NRA. If your a member, become a life-member (like me!).
3. Take $0.80 and mail a threatening letter to France. When you see them running a white flag up the Eiffel Tower on Fox News while screaming, "Save us America!!!", you can be all like "Dude! That was totally me that did that!"
4. Make a donation to ANYBODY that is fighting the ACLU.
5. Buy a gun.
6. If your tax refund is big enough, buy another gun, and some ammo, too!
7. Buy anything that is made from animal skin, bone, or flesh. (mmmm....whale burgers).
8. Invest in cable or satellite so you can be brainwashed by the sinister mind-control waves of Karl Rove via the FOX NEWS CHANNEL!!! (Muhahahahahahahha!!!)
9. Buy ME a gun!!! You know it will not go unappreciated.
10. Fill the gas tank in your SUV and drive around aimlessly (speeding, of course), wasting precious natural resources, while screaming, "Screw you, you UN hippies, and your Kyoto Protocol, too!!"
11. Buy a ticket to a Republican dinner and eat endangered species whilst drinking puppy smoothies.
12. Join the GOP and the Republican Party! YEE-HAW!
Click here: Yes, Conservative UAW Guy, I want to be a Republican.
Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
Leave some more/better suggestions in the comments!!!