One of my tens of fans asked when a puppy smoothy recipe would be available.
Here it is:
1 bottle of smoothy mix
lots of rum (tequila, whiskey, brandy, vodka, whatever...)
Put puppy and ice in blender. Liberally pour smoothy mix and alcolhol on top (he might whine or yelp, but puppies do that).
Turn on blender until S-M-O-O-T-H!
Pour into chilled glasses with salt around the rims (if desired).
I am awaiting a fax on how to make kitten smoothies, will post when available!