The Conservative UAW Guy disagrees with Ann Coulter!!
Is this humanly possible!!??
Has the world stopped spinning?
Did hell freeze over?
Did Michael Moore stop snacking for 37+ seconds?
Ann Coulter called Ted Kennedy a human dirigable in a recent speech.
Here is an exclusive quote from the CUG:
"Well, as much as I like Ann. I must respectfully disagree.
Neither Mr. Kennedy, his car, nor his passengers float. If he did, at his size, his car would have floated like an old VW bug, or a liberal college professor in a vat of liquid tofu and soybean oil.
However, I think both Ann and I could agree that we both would enjoy seeing the super-sized-senator burst into flame and then crash into the ground and burn a la the Hindenberg."
Not questioned for comment, Ms Coulter did not say:
"Wow, the Conservative UAW Guy disagreed with me?
If a union guy that is that hot and that smart disagrees with me, I will need to rethink my position.
Call me CUG, and we can discuss this, and many other positions as well. Afterwards, I will make you a sandwich and buy you a new gun."
The CUG, who is EXTREMELY (and happily :)) married to a wonderful woman who reads his blog with moderate regularity, was quoted as saying:
"Yeh, I get that all the time.
But, I will have to pass.
Please just leave a comment on my blogsite, Ann."
Ted Kennedy was quoted as saying:
"Mmmfff blrgle grscp blarg!"
Damn Ted, lose the sandwich first! This is for CUG Headline News for Pete's sake!
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