Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Heh.

Someone emailed this to me.
Hat tip to Tim!
Relax Dems, it's a joke!
Post a conservative joke in the comments, if you like!


Barber Shop

A florist went to a barber shop to get a haircut. After the
cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm serving my fellow man service
this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber arrived at his shop to open, he found a thank you card and
a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a policeman came for a haircut. When he started to pay his bill the
barber again replied, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm serving my fellow man this week." The policeman left the shop with a
smile. The next morning, when the barber arrived to open the shop, he
found a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Democrat came in for a haircut. When he started to pay his bill the
barber again replied, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm serving my fellow man this week" The Democrat was very happy as he
left the shop.

The next morning when the barber arrived to open the shop, he found a
dozen Democrats lined up, waiting for a free haircut.

8 comments:

Dr. Phat Tony said...

Well it would be wrong to have just one person get services for free, share the wealth that's the democrat's battle cry.

mensabarbie said...

{{{{{{`O`}}}}}}} HAHAHAHA!!!
(uh- second thought, maybe it's a true story?)

VR said...

Thank You, CUG !!!!!

I've been finding it real hard to laugh lately... but that there's a funny joke.

beejay said...

Fuckin' A.

Damian G. said...

Mmm... Socialism...
(Drools)

Anonymous said...

I'm sure I know the "dozen Democrats".

It is a good thing the barber was open that day, otherwise they would have sued the filthy, selfish, conservative, ignant, cold hearted, capalist pig for discriminating against them because they have the wrong day off work.

Keep em Clean
BC

Anonymous said...

Oh, how do I know the "dozen Democrats"?

I work with them.

OOPS - Let me try that again.

I work and they show up!

Keep em Clean
BC

Anonymous said...

Hey CUG-
Congrats- you've been "linked".
(I hope you've recovered from your fainting spell!)