Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hippies know how to change light bulbs?
Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3. One to turn the bulb, the other two to go and score some weed.
Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 13. One to turn the bulb, 12 to bitch that almost all the bulbs are white. (Yellow bug bulbs don't count. Asians aren't oppressed.)
Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2. One to turn the bulb and stink, and one to just stink.
Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. One to turn the bulb, and three to hold up gay signs that say No Blood for Oyle, Bushitler lyed, Kids Dyed, and Save the Wales (stupid hippies can't spell!).
Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2. One to turn the bulb, one to quote Noam Chomsky.
Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Doesn't matter. Light bulbs are part of the Zionist, military-industrial capitalistic machine, man, so were not changing it, MAN! Hey! You got any bud?
Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 6. One to turn the bulb, and 5 to yell retarded, false slogans at Republicans and/or conservatives.
Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1. And 2 conservatives. One conservative turns the bulb, the other one beats the living hell out of the hippy for continuously mouthing off retarded, false slogans, and holding up gay signs with misspellings, after being politely asked to refrain from such behavior.
Q: How many dirty-hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Can't we just set dirty-hippies on fire? Or strangle them? At least in red states?
Yeah, I guess Jesus would disapprove of that, in most cases.
Dang.
CUG
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