Monday, September 19, 2005

Does This Make Me Look Fat?

Those who know me personally know a gained a "couple" of pounds when I quit smoking.
Instead of doing something gay like excercising or dieting, just hide it!

I have always liked black, because it is so slimming.
Don't you think so, too?
Yes. Very slimming...
I think the 33 rd mag in the Glock detracts from my heft, too.

Yup, I'm reckoning I qualify as downright willowy, lithe, and peitite with this gear!!!

Yours in skinniocity,


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