Sunday, September 18, 2005


How to tell if you live in a VRWC (vast right-wing conspiracy) house:

If you hear this:
CUG: Honey, have you seen my gas mask lately?

Mrs. CUG: Last time I saw it, it was with your bullet-proof vest. What do you need that for, anyway?

CUG: Oh, nothing special, sweety. Just contingency-wear, you know. (Dang.)
You may be in a VRWC house.

Update: I found Mrs. jimmyb's gas mask, but jimmyb's is still MIA. Dang.

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