(Yes, I am old enough and have paid my dues, if you're under 29, I'm allowed to think you're a kid!)
This guy was getting married over the weekend and was discussing the changes in his life.
The paraphrase of that conversation...
Kid: Yep. Gettin' married this weekend.I wonder if he's still in wedded bliss.
CUG: Cool. Been married a while myself... Best thing I ever did.
Kid: Yeah. It's going to be great.
I'll get home every night and the house will be cleaned, I'll have a hot meal for supper, and I'll be able to make love whenever I feel like it.
CUG: You've never been married before, have you?
Kid: No, I haven't. How'd you know?
CUG: *undignified snort*