Saturday, November 26, 2005

Another Victim...














Widespread tryptophan overdoses have been reported all across the country, for the last several days! The above picture depicts one of these victims. This insidious substance knows no bounds.
These overdoses appear to be a cyclical phenomenon in the US.

Some tell this reporter Bush is to blame.

An asshat was quoted as saying:
"The Bush administration has known about the uncontrolled and unrestricted sales of tryptophan and tryptophan containing products in this country for years now, and has done nothing!
We all know that tryptophan also disproportionately affects puppies, kittens and the poor, while causing global warming.
These heartless bastards will stop at nothing to line the pockets of their rich, Christian tryptophan-dealing cronies, at the expense of puppies, kittens and downtrodden minorities.

Have these Repugs no shame!
They have eye-crust and blood on their hands!

MEAT IS MURDER!
THE CIA DID 9/11!
IMPEACH BUSH NOW!
CINDY SHEEHAN FOR PRESIDENT!
YEEEAAAAARRRRRRRGGGG!"
#falls over, frothing at mouth#

Uh, we need some thorazine over here, please.

There you have it folks; yet another victim of the Bush McHitlerChimpy CheneyBurton Carlyle Corporate Turkey Machine!

Dang Republicans.

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