Monday, November 07, 2005

Some of Teh Funny.

No time, no time, no freaking time!!!

Here is some of teh funny from my friend BR...


Two Atchafalayah crawfish farmers, Thibodaux and Boudreaux, are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer. Thibodaux
turns to Boudreaux and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."

Boudreaux thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day Thibodaux goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Thibodaux says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Thibodeaux shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Boudreaux at the bar. He tells
Boudreaux about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Boudreaux says, "What's that?"

Thibodeaux says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."

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