Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Dean Is A *&^%^%$ Traitor.

Update: Cliff Hancuff pointed out that the quote in itallics (below), whom I had originally credited to Abraham Lincoln, was never actually said by Lincoln.
I have credited whom I now believe is the original author of that. And I still agree with the sentiment. Thanks, Cliff.

I was in the process of composing an interview with Dean and then I read this and I lost teh funny about it. Stoopid leftards! He says this garbage right before the upcoming Iraqi elections.
Hopefully, there is a little of teh funny in this fisking!
(And if not, too bad!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm ranting anyway!!!)
From WOAI.com:

Dean: US Won't Win in Iraq

(SAN ANTONIO) -- Saying the "idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is an idea which is just plain wrong," Democratic National Chairman Howard Dean predicted today that the Democratic Party will come together on a proposal to withdraw National Guard and Reserve troops immediately, and all US forces within two years.
Dean is a traitor and I am publicly calling for his trial and execution. Seriously. Indict his butt.
Today.

J. Michael Waller (I think).: Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage moral and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled, or hanged.

Or impaled.

"I've seen this before in my life. This is the same situation we had in Vietnam. Everybody then kept saying, 'just another year, just stay the course, we'll have a victory.' Well, we didn't have a victory, and this policy cost the lives of an additional 25,000 troops because we were too stubborn to recognize what was happening."
Boo-hoo-hoo. I only have the Vietnam card to play. It's an oldie, but a goody. Additionally I, like most on the left, have no problem standing on, and exploiting, the dead bodies of heroes for political gain (see also, Sheehanning).
Look at me pee on the cenotaph, Ma! It's for their own good! Yeeeaaarrrrggg!

Dean says the Democrat position on the war is 'coalescing,' and is likely to include several proposals.
Wow. That didn't take long. Just a few years and you guys damn near are ready to make some kind of lame-assed decision. I am in awe at your intellect and decisiveness.
It is truly a wonder that all do not call upon you for your sage leadership and advice.

"I think we need a strategic redeployment over a period of two years," Dean said.

Read: Cut and run. Surrender. Leave the Iraqis to the wolves. (Install warlords and despots here.)

Dean didn't specify which country the US forces would deploy to, but he said he would like to see the entire process completed within two years. He said the Democrat proposal is not a 'withdrawal,' but rather a 'strategic redeployment' of U.S. forces.
Howard Dean isn't a "coward and a traitor" but rather, a "seditious turncoat asshat".

"The White House wants us to have a permanent commitment to Iraq."
Says who?

This is an Iraqi problem. President Bush got rid of Saddam Hussein and that was a great thing, but that could have been done in a very different way.
How? By saying "Pretty Please", or letting the UN bury him in paper resolutions for a few decades longer? Wait for him to die of natural causes, maybe?

But now that we're there we need to figure out how to leave. 80% of Iraqis want us to leave, and it's their country."
Was that an Al-Jazeer, or CNN poll. Eh, like it matters...

Dean also compared the controversy over pre-war intelligence to the Watergate scandal which brought down Richard Nixon's presidency in 1974.

HAHAHAHA! You wish! Everyone was on the same page on pre-war intelligence, including your false idol, credibly accused rapist, and resident disbarred sex-offender, Mr. Billy-boy himself.
Nice rewrite of history you guys are doing, though.
Some actually believe it.
Others read.

BLAH BLAH BLAH. Bush lied, kids died.
Yawn.
If you have evidence of a crime, let's have it.

So, there you have it. A traitorous, evil excuse of a party leader.
Democrats: You should be beaming with pride at your pro-America, pro-troops leader.

So, being eminently qualified, I will wire up the electric-chair for Howard personally.
Or grout in the pike.
Treason IS a capital crime.
While we're at it, maybe we can get the Billary clan in there for selling our nuke secrets to the Red Chinese. Woo-hoo!! Three-fer!

OOOOHHHH! WAIT!!!
I've got it!
An electrified pike!!! Steel and copper and electron-flow goodness!!! AWESOME!
I'm thinking of using a pulse-width modulated drive with analog PLC controls for an infinitely adjustable smoky good time. Maybe even get the flux-vector option to add some entertainment.
Hi-tech electronics meets old-school smiting!

And, as a caring uniter, I will extend the olive-branch to the left, and make the whole system solar and wind powered (of course, with a nuclear-powered backup power supply).

Sometimes I amaze myself how cool I am.

Or retarded.

Or whatever.

Heh.

CUG

Linked to Right Wing Nation open trackbacks!

No comments: