(Click on Jake for a better view!)
Where are the PETA freaks when you need them?
They are strangely silent.
Maybe they just like animals that kill puppies, retarded people and innocent civilians better than they like the dogs themselves.
From The Australian:
Explosives attached to a dog
From correspondents in Kirkuk
IRAQ insurgents attached explosives to a dog today in a bid to bomb a military convoy near the northern oil centre of Kirkuk but the animal was the only casualty, police said.
The insurgents wrapped an explosive belt around the dog's body and detonated it as the convoy passed through Dakuk, 40km south of Kirkuk, the town's police chief Colonel Mohammed Barzaji said.
Animal carcasses and even human corpses have also been used to conceal explosives.
What's next? Bunnies and baby ducks?
Oh, wait. This is the religion of peace people that straps bombs on retarded kids.
(A handicapped child was used to carry out a suicide attack on a polling site.)
I guess kittens and puppies are screwed.
Here is a transcript secretly recorded by CUG Headline News, involving Akmed, Mohammed, and Spot...
Here boy, here boy! Want to kill some Americans and peaceful, freedom-loving Iraqis?
How would you like to be famous and have 72 bitches in heat at your beck and call?
Arf-arf!!! *pants heavily*
*whispering* Uh, you forgot to tell him he would be dead.
Bah. A minor detail in the grand scheme of murdering the great Satan! Besides, we have run out of retarded children! We can't seem to talk the ADD and dyslexic kids into martyrdom like we can the Down's-Syndrome ones.Mohammed:
Beside, OTHER people need to martyr, not me.
We're not completely out of tards. Your brother is still living in Fallujah.
Shut your pie-hole, Mohammed.
Can you get the dog to run to the Americans?
You fool! Of course I can. Americans love dogs because Americans are weak, spineless pussies. They will want to pet him, and give him snacks. The dogs know this, and will naturally go toward them. Dogs can sense who is good and kind.
Is that why Spot is peeing on your sandals right now?
D'oh! For that you shall die, you filthy beast!
You were going to kill him anyway.
Silence! You like these filthy animals, don't you?
Well, I mean, look at his big, brown eyes. And how he wags his tail when I talk to him. And he's really friendly, at least to me anyway. (Thasss a goood boyyyyy!)
You are a traitor!!! *cuts Mohammed's head off*
Here Spot. C'mon boy, I got you a brand-new vest!
Well there you have it.
Another CUG Headline News exclusive secret report, from an anonymous source.
What's that? I shouldn't judge other societies and religions, right?
But what if they kill puppies?
Then that justifies a nuclear response!!!
The Conservative UAW Guy has spoken!
What, you don't think we should nuke puppy killers?
Do you hate puppies? Why, I think you do! Do you want to be nuked, too?
Don't make me nuke you, because I will if I have to.
Stoopid puppy haters.
By the way - Please refrain from leaving comments that all this bad press in concocted by the Joooos.
I have already heard it all. The Jews do not bomb puppies and retards.