Monday, January 30, 2006

My Apologies In Advance...

Thanks to BillR for this groaner:

A man walks in to a store and says "Can I have a Polish sausage?"
The clerk says "You're Polish sir, aren't you?"
The man says "Yes, I am. But that shouldn't make a difference. If I asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for a brautwurst, would you ask if I was German? If I asked for pizza would you ask if I was Italian?"
The clerk replied, "No, sir. It's just that this is a Home Depot."


Again, a thousand pardons...

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