That's right, I said Vote Or Tie!!
(I was going to say Vote or Die, but I'm non-violent.)
That's right! If you don't vote for me, in the Best So Far contest I'm going to give you a REALLY, REALLY UGLY tie for Christmas AND your birthday. It will be cheap, tacky, and cheesy!!! Probably from the Good Will store.
HA! Quake and tremble at that thought!
I'll buy it for you even if you're a girl!!!
You need to EMAIL YOUR VOTES to BestSoFar@RightThinking.net , so go.
Your "humble" host is up for the Best Personal Blog, as well as the Best Humor Blog.
Your vote is appreciated! :)
So go vote!