Monday, May 15, 2006

You Might Be a Liberal...

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...

A little information to help determine if you are a liberal or not.
Honestly though, if you're not sure, you probably are one.

Here we go!!!

If you got your ass kicked in school a lot, because you cried when they served meat, you might be a liberal.

If you smell like pachoulli oil, and think Jerry Garcia is a god, you might be a liberal.

If you believe that gun control hasn't worked in this country, because there just isn't enough of it yet, you might be a liberal.

If you are horrified by a guy that sets his girlfriend on fire, but are more horrified if she survived and wanted to keep an evil gun for protection, you might be a liberal.

If you're moronic enough to think that a restraing order would stop a psychopath like the aforementioned arsonist, you might be Oprah. And/or a liberal.

If you're smug about your "green" car, you might be a liberal.

If you don't thing hybrids are gay, you might be a liberal.

If you are offended when I say, "Hybrids are gay", you might be a liberal.

If you think that inanimate objects cause violent behaviour, you might be a liberal.

If you don't want to keep databases to track terrorists and child-molesters, but think there should definitely be one for gun-owners, you might be a liberal.

If some Conservative UAW Guy is screaming about how you are a dirty f***ing hippy and a godless commie, and is talking about well-deserved impalings and smitings, you most definitely are a liberal!!!


Hope this clears up any confusion!!! :)
Sincerely,

jimmyb aka CUG