Friday, August 04, 2006

jimmyb Is Pro Choice!?!?!?

(It's not what you think.)

I think I am now officially pro-choice.
As long as it involves retroactively aborting demented asshats like this one, and never the unborn...
Ohio Man Claims Right To Have Sex With Boys
Admitted Pedophile Says Children Can Consent

CLEVELAND-- It was probably not a defense the court had heard before.

A suburban Cleveland man accused of sexually assaulting nine disabled boys told a judge Wednesday that his apartment was a religious sanctuary where smoking marijuana and having sex with children are sacred rituals protected by civil rights laws.


The admitted pedophile offered a surprising defense Wednesday to 74 charges of rape, drugs and pandering obscenity to minors.


Appearing in an Ohio court for a pretrial hearing, Phillip Distasio, 34, of Rocky River, Ohio, said he was a pedophile.

He told the judge, "I'm a pedophile. I've been a pedophile for 20 years. The only reason I'm charged with rape is that no one believes a child can consent to sex. The role of my ministry is to get these cases out of the courtrooms."


Distasio, a self-professed pagan friar, is representing himself on 74 charges. He said he's the leader of a church called Arcadian Fields Ministries, and that some of his congregants are among the victims in his case.
I don't mean to be judgemental, but you are so going to Hell, dude.

Cuyahoga County Bill Mason said Distasio was arrested after he wanted to write a blog for the Lakewood Library. Officials noticed something was wrong and notified Rocky River police.

Distasio was arrested on charges he molested two disabled boys he was tutoring at his home. He's also accused of raping seven other autistic children at a Cleveland school for special-needs students, The Plain Dealer reported. All but one of the boys was under 13, which carries a mandatory life-in-prison sentence if he is convicted, the paper reported.
Can Ohio up the ante to death in prison?

Police said they found journals at Distasio's apartment in which he described his illegal activities, along with child pornography and videotapes of him engaged in sex with boys, The Plain Dealer reported

"Not all pedophilia is bad, and sex [with boys] can be healthy," Distasio told the court.
Uh, it's all bad in my neighborhood, psycho-tard.
Especially if you are in my line of sight at 300 yards or less.

According to the journals, two of Distasio's victims were so helpless they could never tell anyone what happened.
If somebody smokes this a**hole in the middle of the street and gets charged for it, can I be on the jury that aquits him?

"The defendant describes acts in which he had autistic children and he did what I would call sadistic sexual acts with these children," said Mason.
I am beyond words, now.
Distasio has a history of working with children dating back 10 years.
Hopefully, he will be history himself, very soon.

Disease: Evil, Sick, Predatory Animals.

Cure: Retroactive Abortion Kit
(now in sweet, sweet 45 ACP flavor!!).

Apply liberally as needed.
See, I can appreciate something liberal sometimes!

I'm sure the ACLU will rush to his aid.
Hopefully, they'll be representing a mangled, rotting, hole-ridden corpse.

See you in hell, f**ktard.