Friday, December 29, 2006

Non(?)-Lethal Deterrent

If you're too squeamish or retarded or lazy or unmotivated or scared or apathetic to own a firearm for home-defense, I may have an alternative for you.

I found an old wife beater shirt in my dresser and decided to try it on.
It's about two sizes too small, and thus, partially see-through due to stretching to fit my form.

I took a looksy in the mirror and...
Good Lord! Is that the beginning of man-boobs?!?!?!!?!?

Yeesh.

I will be selling photos, suitable for posting on your doors, for $200 apiece. This is quite a bargain when considering the rate cut your insurance company will give you on theft insurance.

Your pit-bull has nothing on me...