Sunday, December 24, 2006

Whatever Could It Be?

There is a long box under the tree.

Whatever could it be?

Fluorescent lamps for my kitchen lighting fixtures?
A stuffed boa constrictor?
A pre-assembled 2-piece cue stick?
A life-sized casting of my............... arm?
A baby giraffe neck?
A mop?
A long list of broken promises and failed visions of the Left?

Man! I just don't know.

And I can hardly wait...