Friday, February 16, 2007

Dear Snowtards















Dear Snowtards:
Driving your H2 Hummer like a pu##y on a well-plowed road kind of defeats the purpose of buying a Hummer, doesn't it? I mean come on, your like 45; drive like a man, not a 92 year old with cataracts.
If you are compensating for something with the truck, your driving habits belie your image redefinition.

Gas pedal is on the right, just FYI.

Dumbass.

Additionally, for Snowtard II: No one is impressed with your 20 foot front-wheel drive parking-lot burnout on ice with your 91 Buick Regal.












Get a life.