Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Life Lesson Number 146

I like to be comfortable when I cook.
Heck, who doesn't?

And even though cooking bacon without a shirt seems like a good idea at the time, it can be unpleasant.

Especially if a thick-sliced piece of bacon drops off of the spatula into the grease.
Cussing generally ensues. And dang near blisters.

As a public service, for those of you who are Hillary and B. Hussein Obama fans, I will extrapolate this information even further to it's logical (to some) conclusion that you don't want to cook bacon without pants or shoes on, either.