Monday, April 23, 2007

On Breakthroughs and Epiphanies

You know, usually when you hear about a breakthrough, it's good news.

However, being the conscientious guy that I am, I thought I would try Cheryl Crow's advice about using one square of toilet paper per sitting, to save the planet.

And then I had a breakthrough. And it was not good news.

I also had a moment of clarity and enlightenment at the same time; now I know another reason hippies smell like crap.

Stoopid, smelly hippies...