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Thought for the day:

Democracy: Three wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.

Republic: The flock gets to vote for which wolves vote on dinner.

Democratically Elected Republic: Three wolves and 2 sheep vote on which sheep's for dinner.

Constitutional Republic: Voting on dinner is expressly forbidden, and the sheep are armed.

Federal Government: The means by which the sheep will be fooled into voting for a Democracy.

- Author unknown

Guess which one jimmyb wants...