Monday, May 21, 2007


Places where you DON'T see mass-shootings:

Police stations

Gun shows

NRA conventions

Shooting ranges

Gun Bloggers' Rendezvous

My house

Possible common thread -
Electricity? Oxygen? High levels of self-esteem and a sense of validation? Faith in an all-powerful government?

Hey wait! Maybe it's the presence of armed people who are knowledgeable about, and willing to use, firearms!!!

But that can't be right, because liberals tell me that guns CAUSE violence...

Hmmmmm. Back to the drawing-board.