Bluetool:A person who wears a wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you?
Megan: I'm great, and yourself?
Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.
We all know one. Are you one?
I'm out out of the loop because I don't even have a cell phone. And if I did, I'd be polite about it.