And yes, it was in poor taste, but I was in one of those moods...
Fulfilling the liberals' wet dream, a gay, communist scientist figures out how to combine aborted fetuses and solar power in automobiles to combat global warming. It is also made out of explosive material, as an appeasement to terrorists, and is completely outsourced to countries hostile to the US.
First place, just FYI: In Soviet Russia the car tires kick you." - Rodney Dill