Tuesday was hot, for early May.
We actually hit 90 degrees.
Of course, my first thought was this was caused by
Eeeeek! Save me!!!
(Naturally, I had to ignore some facts like it was cooler than average last week, and the other planets are heating up, but hey, that's what new-age hippie religions are all about!)
So because Tuesday is the pistol-league night (although it's just practice until June) I started to load up my guns, along with all the pertinent paraphernalia, into my 4WD full-sized, extended cab, V8, American-made pickup truck.
And then, because it was hot, the loading process was going to take several trips, and I'm a spiteful SOB (no offense, Mom!!), on the first load I started the truck to let it idle while I cranked up the air-conditioning.
I did this for several reasons:
1. To cool off the truck.
2. To line the pockets of oil-barons.
3. To piss off hippies, tree-huggers, and leftist Democratic (and RINO) politicians (i.e. for spite)
4. Because global warming hype is a scam, fake and gay.
It was wonderful.
I felt all
And then I got to shoot off a bunch of ammo. (I've shot better: 252 rimfire, and 224 centerfire, but still had fun.)
The perfect evening, I must say.
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