Conversation in the CUG kitchen -
She: I'm going to put Haleigh's new collar on; she's getting too big for her first one.
*holds up bright pink collar*
Me: But it's pink!!!
She: She's a girl.
Me: She is a hippy-biting death machine. A police dog, even!
Well, she's undercover, then.
*pink collar goes onto death-machine*
*Man growls instead of dog...*
Well, at least Jake has my back.
And please forgive the gangsta grip on the Glock 19; he's such a showboater...