Tuesday, September 04, 2007

More Is Less?

Ulitimately, it will be.

I left a comment over libby's place (in this post) and it gave me an idea:

Even though as an increasingly rabid libertarian (small L),I abhor more government, I would nonetheless like to add two new departments to the government.

To stay true to the roots of libertarianism (and supposedly, Republicanism) I would counterbalance this increase in government by sh**canning the BATFU, Dept of Education, the IRS, NEA, and the DEA, amongst other agencies. A net gain of less government for the people.

Then, I would install me as supreme overlord of these new gov't agencies:

The Department of Righteous Ass-Kickings (DRAK). This could entail anywhere from a solid "what-the-heck-were-you-thinking" bi**h-slap up to and including a full blown ass-whuppin' of biblical proportions.

And to that I will add this one, for more severe cases:

The Oh-So-Deserved Smiting Agency (OSDSA).
Let's face it. Some people just need a-killin'.
We all know who they are.

Instead of a sword made of flames for smiting, I could use dual 1911's and maybe an M4.

And a 50 BMG.

And and a suppressed MP5.

And maybe an M60 or two.

And... well, you get the picture.

As an aside I would like to mention the obvious, that of course, enhancing my personal firearms collection never entered my mind in any of this.

Between the DRAK and the OSDSA, I think we could solve many of our countries problems quickly, fairly (for you libs!!), effectively, and quite economically. And of course, I would not have to answer to any president that was a socialist, NWO'er, or stupid hippies and Marxists.

Let's try to get this on the ballot in '08. There's a LOT of work that needs to be done...