Thursday, May 15, 2008

Puh-Lease

An open letter to a tard:

Dear Dude,

The huge testicles on the trailer hitch on your pickup truck ARE NOT COOL.
Seriously. And I'm plenty redneck, believe me.

They're tacky, base, and give the impression you're immature...or...lacking.
Let's be perfectly honest - they're kind of gay. I mean, c'mon, you can get them in "Big Boy Style".

If you are a regular visitor to this site, and you have truck ba##s, no offense.
I'm just telling you what your friends and relatives aren't.
You're welcome.

Sincerely,

jimmyb

I don't know, maybe he's from the south.
Just kidding about the south thing, I'm drinking and talking to Nate on another site...