Tuesday, May 13, 2008

When Do Tickets Go On Sale?

To paraphrase Cartman:

"Vox has warped my fragile little mine!"

Re: The new Sex and the Hippies City movie -

Stake the undead!

Don't get me wrong, I would have loved to write the script for the big move to the big screen. Two-thirds of the way through, after the usual montage of tiresome romance, relationship babble in expensive restaurants and designer retail therapy, the four aging ghouls would be revealed to be vampires. That's right, the perfect blending of the Sexually Empowered '90s Woman and Dark Romance! And after two hours of this excruciating sensory torture, what man wouldn't pay to see a grand finale of the Unsexiest Woman Alive thrashing around screaming and spraying blood all over the place with a wooden stake hammered through her chest?
Heck, I'd buy tickets AND pre-order the DVD!