I was chastised at work for being a lazy, selfish bastard for not posting lately.
Guilty as charged.
So here is a true story that I thought was sort of funny -
I would guess the little girl that said the following was 2 or 3 years old; and I quote:
"MMMMMMASSENGILL!!! That's what you use, huh mom"?
Until this point, I was unaware you could hear someone's face turning red.
I stand corrected.