Saturday, March 20, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

How to Fill Out the US Census Form

I mailed my US Census form today (as it is Constitutionally mandated).

So here is a handy step-by-step to guide you through the process:

1. Write down how many people live at your residence, and ONLY write down how many people live there.

2. Seal the form in the supplied envelope.

Approximate time - about 8 seconds.

3. Congratulate yourself on a Constitutionally-correct job well done.

Example (click to embiggen):








































That should be enough info, right?

We shall see, as that is all the info they are going to get.

I truly hope everyone fills out their form the same way; don't lie - just tell them how many folks live there as of the specified date.

Let's get about 100 million people to do this, at least.

And before you ask, the Roman numeral III on the form is NOT a threeper reference.
Heh.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

True...true.

Profundity in abundance:

YOU CAN ONLY HAVE TOO MUCH AMMO IF YOU'RE ON FIRE OR DROWNING!


Talk about hitting a bulls-eye!
And the choir said, "Amen!"

You know, that might not be a bad t-shirt...

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Teh Stupid in Spades

There is so much idiocy, lies, misrepresentations and general BS in this clip, it is hard to fathom, and almost painful to watch.
And it's the host and the guest both engaging in hysterical tarditude(tm)!

CNN - When you need teh stupid fast, and in abundance.



There is just so much to fisk, I don't even know where to begin.
Check out the comments on this link for a taste:

Accidental Shooting

Good Lord.

Monday, March 01, 2010

A Sure Sign of Spring!

And that would be the triumphant return of the E-Postal Contest!! WOO-HOO!!!

If you don't recall, or have lived in a Haitian hut for the last 10 years, the e-postal contest is where one prints out a target (or two), shoots it for a score, and emails the target to the host of the contest to win fabulous prizes (Editors note: Bragging rights are indeed fabulous.)

To kick off the new season, Mr. Completely has all the info you need, and is our first host.
The contest this month is here:

e-Postal Match - "Seeing Stars"


Mr C was responsible for the resurrection of the contest many moons ago (5 years or so), and has done a super job keeping the contest going, as well as setting up the various hosts. Next month will be hosted by yours truly, BTW - my normal month.

Additionally, again due to Mr. Completely, one of the contestants of each contest will win a $50 gift certificate from Cheaper Than Dirt (random drawing - not score dependent - thank goodness!).

Here's a complete list of the season, courtesy of Mr. Completely:


March Host: Mr. Completely

April Host: The Conservative UAW Guy

May Host: Sand Castle Scrolls

June Host: Random Nuclear Strikes

July Host: Captain of a Crew of One

August Host: Curtis Lowe Blog

September Host: True Blue Sam - The Travellin' Man

October Host: Traction Control

November Host: Armes et tir passion

Hope to see you all at the range!!