Well, at least in this one instance...
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
How to Fill Out the US Census Form
I mailed my US Census form today (as it is Constitutionally mandated).
So here is a handy step-by-step to guide you through the process:
1. Write down how many people live at your residence, and ONLY write down how many people live there.
2. Seal the form in the supplied envelope.
Approximate time - about 8 seconds.
3. Congratulate yourself on a Constitutionally-correct job well done.
Example (click to embiggen):


That should be enough info, right?
We shall see, as that is all the info they are going to get.
I truly hope everyone fills out their form the same way; don't lie - just tell them how many folks live there as of the specified date.
Let's get about 100 million people to do this, at least.
And before you ask, the Roman numeral III on the form is NOT a threeper reference.
Heh.
So here is a handy step-by-step to guide you through the process:
1. Write down how many people live at your residence, and ONLY write down how many people live there.
2. Seal the form in the supplied envelope.
Approximate time - about 8 seconds.
3. Congratulate yourself on a Constitutionally-correct job well done.
Example (click to embiggen):
That should be enough info, right?
We shall see, as that is all the info they are going to get.
I truly hope everyone fills out their form the same way; don't lie - just tell them how many folks live there as of the specified date.
Let's get about 100 million people to do this, at least.
And before you ask, the Roman numeral III on the form is NOT a threeper reference.
Heh.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
True...true.
Profundity in abundance:
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE TOO MUCH AMMO IF YOU'RE ON FIRE OR DROWNING!
Talk about hitting a bulls-eye!
And the choir said, "Amen!"
You know, that might not be a bad t-shirt...
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE TOO MUCH AMMO IF YOU'RE ON FIRE OR DROWNING!
Talk about hitting a bulls-eye!
And the choir said, "Amen!"
You know, that might not be a bad t-shirt...
Thursday, March 11, 2010
That's Why.
Click to embiggen:

From the always entertaining XKCD.
Update:
And speaking of which, I found this jem today:
Now that there is some hard science!!
And awesome editing to boot. Yeesh.

From the always entertaining XKCD.
Update:
And speaking of which, I found this jem today:
Douglas said the increased rate of infection in blacks is not do (sic) to increased risk behavior but likely due to biological factors that make women more susceptible as well as the higher rate of infection within black communities.
Now that there is some hard science!!
And awesome editing to boot. Yeesh.
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Teh Stupid in Spades
There is so much idiocy, lies, misrepresentations and general BS in this clip, it is hard to fathom, and almost painful to watch.
And it's the host and the guest both engaging in hysterical tarditude(tm)!
CNN - When you need teh stupid fast, and in abundance.
There is just so much to fisk, I don't even know where to begin.
Check out the comments on this link for a taste:
Accidental Shooting
Good Lord.
And it's the host and the guest both engaging in hysterical tarditude(tm)!
CNN - When you need teh stupid fast, and in abundance.
There is just so much to fisk, I don't even know where to begin.
Check out the comments on this link for a taste:
Accidental Shooting
Good Lord.
Monday, March 01, 2010
A Sure Sign of Spring!
And that would be the triumphant return of the E-Postal Contest!! WOO-HOO!!!
If you don't recall, or have lived in a Haitian hut for the last 10 years, the e-postal contest is where one prints out a target (or two), shoots it for a score, and emails the target to the host of the contest to win fabulous prizes (Editors note: Bragging rights are indeed fabulous.)
To kick off the new season, Mr. Completely has all the info you need, and is our first host.
The contest this month is here:
e-Postal Match - "Seeing Stars"
Mr C was responsible for the resurrection of the contest many moons ago (5 years or so), and has done a super job keeping the contest going, as well as setting up the various hosts. Next month will be hosted by yours truly, BTW - my normal month.
Additionally, again due to Mr. Completely, one of the contestants of each contest will win a $50 gift certificate from Cheaper Than Dirt (random drawing - not score dependent - thank goodness!).
Here's a complete list of the season, courtesy of Mr. Completely:
Hope to see you all at the range!!
If you don't recall, or have lived in a Haitian hut for the last 10 years, the e-postal contest is where one prints out a target (or two), shoots it for a score, and emails the target to the host of the contest to win fabulous prizes (Editors note: Bragging rights are indeed fabulous.)
To kick off the new season, Mr. Completely has all the info you need, and is our first host.
The contest this month is here:
e-Postal Match - "Seeing Stars"
Mr C was responsible for the resurrection of the contest many moons ago (5 years or so), and has done a super job keeping the contest going, as well as setting up the various hosts. Next month will be hosted by yours truly, BTW - my normal month.
Additionally, again due to Mr. Completely, one of the contestants of each contest will win a $50 gift certificate from Cheaper Than Dirt (random drawing - not score dependent - thank goodness!).
Here's a complete list of the season, courtesy of Mr. Completely:
March Host: Mr. Completely
April Host: The Conservative UAW Guy
May Host: Sand Castle Scrolls
June Host: Random Nuclear Strikes
July Host: Captain of a Crew of One
August Host: Curtis Lowe Blog
September Host: True Blue Sam - The Travellin' Man
October Host: Traction Control
November Host: Armes et tir passion
Hope to see you all at the range!!
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