Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Impaling As Domestic Policy.

Fmragtops had an interesting post recently.
Here is a small excerpt of the whole post:
We just don't impale enough people these days.
I'd like to celebrate the lost art of impaling, while passing out more linky love.
Both regular readers of this blog instantly see why this appealed to the humble (*snort*) author of this site:

Medievally smiting people old-school style, and link whoring!!! Two of my favorite things! Yay!

Let's face it. Impaling is a lost art. Additionally, there seems to be a direct correlation to the decreasing frequency of impaling, and the increase in rampant and rabid liberalism, terrorist attacks and reality-television series.

Coincidence? I think not.

Because this is America, we should do things bigger and better.
In honor of that, I propose the first US of A Conservatives' Mass-Impaling Party, hosted by Fox News. Woo-hoo! Impale-Orama '06 (the theocracy will be here soon)!

(Click on pic for a better view. Oh, yes; eat your heart out FrankJ!)
In the coming US theocracy, which will be ruled with iron fists by FrankJ, jimmyb, Steve the Pirate, FMRagtops, Grim and Xeno, we shall have mass impalings that will rival impalings anywhere in the world (in size and scope)!
These impaling will be held for various reasons, including as punishment, and for my amusement.

Because we are the US, we will have to make sure not only that it is the biggest and baddest, it will also have to be done properly from an engineering standpoint, as well as making sure that "rules" of diversity are followed.

Note that we use the really fat, sweaty, smelly, commiefied libs for an anchor.
This solidifies the base of the pike. And speaking of bases, these 4 tards are, coincidentally, 50% of the Democrtatic Party's base by weight and volume.
This is sound mechanical engineering. I saw something like it on MacGyver once.

Additionally, we have the added benefit of the top-layer impalees having to smell the stench of hate, BO and hypocrisy wafting up towards and over them, as they writhe on their journey to a well-deserved, albeit too quick, exit (strategy).

From a diversity standpoint, note the gender and color mix. I even have a Republican (admittedly a RINO) in the mix. Mondo-diversity!
Terrorists get their own pike, as the libs would sing Kumbaya and try to help them if they were on the same one.

Also, the pike will be union made of American steel, as part of The Conservative UAW Guy's outreach, domestic production, and smiting programs.

Let's face it, kids. Impaling is a great tool to bring the country back to its senses.
Now of course, some will whine, "Impaling isn't a deterrent".
To which I counter, paraphrasing Ann Coulter, that it will at least deter the impaled.

I guess the bottom line is: Ask not whom your country can impale for you, but who can you impale for your country.

And thanks to Fmragtops for the inspiration, and the linky-love! :)
Linked to Linky Love, The Impaler.

Disclaimer: I would never really impale anyone in real-life (unless they pissed me off).

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

What If...

(Photo courtesy of AP News)
What if an opportunistic, media-whoring, anti-semitic, dirty-commie had a book signing and nobody came?
It would look like this!

Even the famous David Duke agrees with Cindy Sheehan!
Except he apparently draws bigger crowds of left-wing Democrats than she does.


This must be minute 17 in Cindy Sheehan's 15 minutes.
(She's probably blaming the Joooooooos!!!)

Monday, November 28, 2005

Ann Again...

Ann Coulter hits the nail on the head.
She pulls no punches, that is for sure.
I'd like to see some of these people up on charges; but that's just me.
And Ann Coulter.

From Ann .


In an Aug. 3, 1995, interview in The Wall Street Journal, Bui Tin, a former colonel in the North Vietnamese army, called the American peace movement "essential" to the North Vietnamese victory.

"Every day our leadership would listen to world news over the radio at 9 a.m. to follow the growth of the American anti-war movement," he said. "Visits to Hanoi by people like Jane Fonda and former Attorney General Ramsey Clark and ministers gave us confidence that we should hold on in the face of battlefield reverses."

What are we to make of the fact that — as we now know — the Democrats don't even want to withdraw troops from Iraq? By their own account, there is no merit to their demands. Before the vote, Democrats could at least defend themselves from sedition by pleading stupidity. Now we know they don't believe what they are saying about the war. (Thanks to that vote, the Islamo-fascists know it, too.)

The Democrats are giving aid and comfort to the enemy for no purpose other than giving aid and comfort to the enemy. There is no plausible explanation for the Democrats' behavior other than that they long to see U.S. troops shot, humiliated, and driven from the field of battle.

They fill the airwaves with treason, but when called to vote on withdrawing troops, disavow their own public statements. These people are not only traitors, they are gutless traitors.
Go read the whole thing here.
I remember when the same people were saying we were bogged down before we got to Baghdad, and if we ever did get there, Soddom's (sic) Republican Guard would slaughter us.
Remember when they said the coalition could never take Afganistan?

And we're supposed to trust these people on military matters now?
I think not.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Another Victim...

Widespread tryptophan overdoses have been reported all across the country, for the last several days! The above picture depicts one of these victims. This insidious substance knows no bounds.
These overdoses appear to be a cyclical phenomenon in the US.

Some tell this reporter Bush is to blame.

An asshat was quoted as saying:
"The Bush administration has known about the uncontrolled and unrestricted sales of tryptophan and tryptophan containing products in this country for years now, and has done nothing!
We all know that tryptophan also disproportionately affects puppies, kittens and the poor, while causing global warming.
These heartless bastards will stop at nothing to line the pockets of their rich, Christian tryptophan-dealing cronies, at the expense of puppies, kittens and downtrodden minorities.

Have these Repugs no shame!
They have eye-crust and blood on their hands!

#falls over, frothing at mouth#

Uh, we need some thorazine over here, please.

There you have it folks; yet another victim of the Bush McHitlerChimpy CheneyBurton Carlyle Corporate Turkey Machine!

Dang Republicans.

Friday, November 25, 2005

e-Postal Contest #4

(Click on pic for better view, courtesy of Mr. Completely!)
I'm late with this, and I sucked! (No connection, however!)
Here are the results for the e-Postal Contest #4, "Seein' Spots", sponsored by Mr. Completely:

e-Postal Handgun Match "Seein' Spots" Results

A discerning I will notice that yours truly placed:

A: Dead last.

B: Next to dead last.

Poor strategy mixed with poor shooting equals crappy scores!!!!

-Postal Handgun Match
"Seein' Spots" Results
(Perfect Score is 365)

10 Yard Division - .20 to .29 CALIBER

Name -- Score -- Caliber -- Handgun
1. -- Mr. Completely -- 290 -- .22 -- High Standard
2. -- JimP -- 210 -- .22 -- Ruger MK. II
3. -- Mad Oilman -- 140 -- .22 -- S & W 617
4. -- JimmyB -- 100 -- .22 -- Ruger

10 Yard Division - .30 to .39 CALIBER

Name -- Score -- Caliber -- Handgun
1. -- JimP -- 95 -- .38 -- Taurus 66
2. -- Les Jones -- 90 -- .357 -- Revolver
3. -- JimmyB -- 65 -- 9mm. -- Glock
4. -- Mr. Completely 60 -- .38 -- Taurus 66

Note Mr. C's incredibly high score in the first division (almost 3X's mine!).
Congrats to the winners! Well deserved congrats, I might add.

Now the upside:

I need to practice more. That means more shooting for jimmyb!!! Yay!
(Ah, the eternal optimist!!)

See you at the range...

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving!

I am thankful for my family, my friends, God, and country.
Thank you to our military people, especially.
Even moreso for those that can't be home, or worse yet, will never come home.
Thank you.
We are so blessed as a country; it boggles the mind sometimes.
I could make a list as long as a country road.

And if you are reading this, Thank You, too!!!
Those who read and comment here have become dear to me, and I consider you my friends.
Thank you for putting up with me, and thank you for coming back.
You are, by far, the main reason I continue this strange endeavor.

God bless us, and God bless the U.S. of A!
(And yes, God bless those other countries, too!)

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.


PS - I tried to get to all the sidebar folk to wish them a Happy Thanksgiving.
I used a haphazard, non-linear, random approach. Sorry if I missed you.
If you are on my sidebar, you must somehow rock, else you would not be there.
(If you want to be on there, let me know!!!)

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Oh, Yeah!

I've been in a haze, but I did win the caption contest at GOP and the City!

Now be forewarned, it could be deemed offensive to union people, Asians, short people, old people and Democrats. Did I leave anyone out?

However the important thing is, IT'S FUNNY AND I WON!!! See teh funny here:

GOP and the City: Weekend Caption Contest.

(My pal Wyatt Earp of Support Your Local Gunfighter, took a deserved second place! You rock, Wyatt!!!)

Q and A Time...

I've had a few emails and comment regarding my lack of posting during this week, the GM restructuring announcement, and if there is any relation.

1. Not feeling well lately.
Boo-hoo. I'm OK, just back pain and a general crappy feeling.
Summation: I will live.

2. My plant was NOT one of the immediately affected plants regarding closings and layoffs.

YAY! (For now.)

However, 30,000 peoples' jobs are gone by 2008 (some of them this JANUARY!!!). Those kinds of numbers can, of course, have real implications at other plants, including mine.
The one sure thing about working in the auto industry is that there is no sure thing.
You know that going into the deal.
I love the work I do, and it pays reasonably well, so that risk, along with the inherent dangers of my particular job, I accept.

Please pray for the families of these aforementioned people. This is going to be an ongoing thing for GM, and probably Ford as well. The jury is still out on Chrysler; they jettisoned a ton of jobs years ago. Unfortunately, GM has roughly 2 retirees for every active worker; I don't know if those numbers are sustainable (Social Security, anyone?).

This is a problem our Asian competition won't face for 25 or 30 years, but they will face it, and they know that. I wonder what their plan is.

Probably Ninja assassins, dressed like geishas:

"Yee-haw! One day until I retire from working for these oppresive little bastards!"

Hey, sweetheart." (nods to little oriental chick).


"Jim-Bob!! You ok?"
Oh my God! Is that a throwing-star in his neck?!?!?!
You're no geisha!!!

"I will work for you forever my crafty, intelligent, yellow overlords!!!"

Anyhoo, thanks for your concern folks!
The good Lord always has taken care of my family and I, and will continue to do so.
Even if it isn't the way I wanted it!

PS - No offense intended to my future overlords!

Just kidding, guys. It's HUMOR.
Plus, I'm really good at fixing machines! M'kay?
Buddy? Pal?
Heh, indeed.

Happy Thanksgiving, yo!

Monday, November 21, 2005

This Guy is Good!

The following is blatantly stolen from Steve the Pirate, where I contribute occasionally.
It made me snort coffee out of my nose, so I thought I would share it with you.
Plus, it's about me.
Steve is a great conservative and a great writer. He is also wise beyond his admittedly tender years.
Go check him out here: Steve the Pirate

Without further fanfare...

The Untold Story of...

Most of you know that I have taken an unannounced leave of absence; I hate to sound like a loser, but I just haven’t had time to update STP like I should be doing.

I was even considering handing off STP to Jimmy and Zweibel while I took an announced leave of absence. That, however, just cannot be done. Not when I have received this from Steve the Pirate’s Super Secret Intelligence Agency That Shant Be Named© (Motto: If we told you, we’d have to kill you several times before you hit the ground.).

It seems the SSIATSBN© (2nd Motto: Those Filthy Lies Don’t Write Themselves) has done a little research on my friend and co-blogger JimmyB. Sure, it’s not as bad as the Puppy Blender. but it’s still a bit terrifying.

Read on…if you dare.


-JimmyB wasn’t born; he was willed into existence by union executives and cheap beer brewers. They hoped he would be a puppet to vote Democrat and buy cheap lager…well, only one of those plans worked.

-Jimmy’s physical composition is comprised of three elements: pure evil, cheap beer, and a burning hate of hippies. Oh, and more cheap beer.

-Jimmy is a gun nut. Which is exactly why should he ever have a daughter, she won’t date until she’s in her late thirties.

-In case you didn’t know, Jimmy hates hippies. This is because a hippie tried to take his steak as a child., claiming “Meat is murder.” Jimmy ate the hippie instead.

-After all, once you taste the flesh of a hippie, you hunger for more.

-After properly bathing and seasoning it, of course.

-Some question these assumptions due to the number of blogs Jimmy contributes to (last count, 37,456.14). They claim he must be a supercomputer designed by Karl Rove to drive hippies to suicide.

-I doubt it. There’s too much evil present for Jimmy to be a machine. Don’t feed me that “I, Robot” crap either.

-Word has it that JimmyB has an oversized blender that he uses to blend hippies and turn them into energy drinks. Well, after he takes the good parts and grinds it up into hamburger meat.

-Sure, it’s not as bad as puppies, but still.

-Word has it that this large blender is stored within Jimmy’s monster pickup, bane of hippies and environmentalists everywhere.

-It’s common knowledge that Bush had to invade Iraq, steal its oil, and sell it to Jimmy via Halliburton just so he could keep this behemoth of a vehicle on the road.

-Jimmy is married, and his wife must be a saint. Bleaching all those hippie blood-stained shirts must take a lot out of the poor woman.

-His recliner at home? You guessed it. Hippie flesh and bone.

-You just don’t get it. This guy REALLY hates hippies.

-And terrorists too. Then again, there’s not much difference. I’ve heard terrorists smell a little better though.

-His goal in life? Take over the world, purge the hippies, and build a device that will scramble Ron Popeil in an egg.

EDIT: JimmyB killed Dr. Phat Tony’s paw.

All joking aside, Jimmy is a great guy and we’re glad to have him around here. Thanks for all you do, and thanks for being such a good sport!

I would counter with: Thank you, Steve!!!
And I apologize about Dr. Phat Tony's Paw.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

A Tragedy.

Lost in Lima Ohio asked some bloggers to post about this tragic story.
Lost in Lima is a great place to keep apprised of the fight for children against predators of those children. She does an immense amount of work to keep this site current, and should be very proud of the work she does.
Go check her site out...

From Lost in Lima Ohio:

The Beating Death Of a Child

Michael Porter was arrested Thursday for the death of his two year old stepdaughter. He is accused of striking the little girl in the abdomen earlier in the week causing blunt force trauma and inflicting deadly wounds.
The little girl was described as having significant bleeding in her intestines and bruising on her ribs, the front of her chest, side and back. Records indicate that she had bruises in other areas of her body and medical examiners believe she suffered from possible kneeing, punching or squeezing.
Kelsey Smith Briggs dies hours before her father was due to return from serving in Iraq.
Port has recently filed divorce papers on Rae dawn Porter, the little girls mother.
The bond has been set for $1 million, after he plead not guilty in court Friday morning to charges that he killed the toddler, Kelsey Briggs. The judge in the case has issued a gag order for everyone in the case.

You may have to register
Video, grandparents speak out, grandmother report the abuse without any results. Custody was had for a limited time been granted to the grandparents, who show evidence of the little girls abuse dating back months.

Video, History of abuse, child dies hours before her father returns home from Iraq. Death ruled homicide. Judge overruled DHS recommendations.

Video, mothers side of the family, reaction to stepfather, seemed like such a nice person. Home movies of the toddler, including one with her having two broken legs. Family wants to believe that Porter never meant to hurt her. Family puts blame on seizures- while admitting that they have never seen her have one.

For more posts on Kelsey as I follow the case:

UPDATE: Here's an update of info from Lost: Kesley Briggs.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Hooray! Ammo Day Is Here!!!

Help save the country, and the world!!!!
Go buy AT LEAST 100 ROUNDS of ammo today.
Show the companies and politicians where we stand.
Try to buy from your local gun dealer. They need business and love, just like everyone else!!!




Friday, November 18, 2005

Battle Cat

She ain't no Butterscotch, but she's still a talented conservative cat! And obviously well fed!
She has also been known to bite hippies.



Thursday, November 17, 2005

YEE-HAW!!! National Ammo Day is Saturday the 19th!
Let's clean out the stores folks!!
(Don't forget Buy A Gun Day is April 15th, too!)

From Kim and Mrs. du Toit's National Ammo Day/Week Site:

Another Year, Another Ammo Day/Week

In the very first year of National Ammo Day, we tried to track exactly how many rounds of ammo came into the public's possession on that day.

For various reasons, the closest estimate we could come up with was about ten million rounds.

In one day.

Now, much later, we expect that many millions more will be bought by you, our gun-owning friends, on or around November 19th, 2005.

There are several gun shows taking place around that time, and of course gun stores will be open on Saturday, November 19th -- so get out there and show the gun-fearing wussies that their attempts to disarm us will fail, forever.

Last year, there were three separate attempts to tax ammo sales (in California's case, the amount was pennies per cartridge), and while all such legislature has so far failed, let's not be overly-optimistic.

Remember, the more ammunition rests in civilian hands, the more impossible the task of civilian disarmament becomes.

Tell all your friends.

One hundred rounds, or more, on or around November 19th.

Buy a ton, and have some fun!! :)
(And be safe, too!)

Happy shooting.


It Is Time...

For the 29th Carnival of Comedy!!!

This week, it is over at my buddy Fitches place (Radioactive Liberty).

He did a great job on it, so go check teh funny for this week!!!

Is It Getting Chilly In Here?, asks Satan.

Liberals offering tax cuts?!?!?!?!
To individuals AND businesses?!?!?!?!
To stimulate their economy?!?!!??!

I am complete now.

(From The Brandon Sun.)

Mini-budget includes cuts to personal, business taxes

OTTAWA — The beleaguered Liberal government will promise significant cuts to personal income taxes and a sprinkling of corporate tax reductions today in a pre-election mini-budget that offers something for everyone.
Finance Minister Ralph Goodale will promise to lighten the tax burden on Canadians, reiterate an earlier plan to cut billions from corporate taxes and introduce other business tax changes as part of a broader plan to boost the economy, sources say.
‘‘There will be real specifics in terms of tax cuts … some approaches will be novel,’’ a government source told The Canadian Press.
Tax relief — particularly aimed at middle-class Canadians — will be highlighted in a weighty two-part document that will promise immediate measures as well as a longer-term plan to boost growth in the face of tough global competition and an aging population.
Dear liberal Democrats,

Please come out and brutally criticize you socialist liberal friends in the North for their ignorance and foolhardiness.


I'm waiting....

Still waiting....



Wednesday, November 16, 2005

A Moment for Reflection...

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world, it is worth reflecting on a death which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 93.The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in.

And then the trouble started....

Hat-tip to BillR! (A true conservative. Dog!)



Is this a bad thing?

I am nerdier than 99% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

What are the odds that I can be so cool and still get this on a nerd test?



(The world may never know...)

This was a little distressing, I must admit.

I wonder if I have an artificially inflated cool-factor.
Is it possible I'm not as cool as I thought?
Has this shaken my faith in my inherent coolness?
Does my internal coolness monitoring system need to be derated!?!!?


Although, I suppose anything is possible (even if highly unlikely! ;) )

Go ahead and try it, nerd-boy (or girl)!
I know, I know.
These tests are gay.

But they're still fun...

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Real Conversation at the Small-Town Gas Station

So, I go to the itty-bitty gas station in the itty-bitty town which I live beside (which is a great place, BTW!)

I fill my massive, American-made, V8, full-size pickup truck with gas. I laugh in spite at tree-huggers as the petroleum pours into the guts of my huge, 4WD man-truck.
Laughing in spite makes me happy.

I walk into the gas-station, looking quite dapper in my teaching duds, as I have just left the college (my part time job).
The following conversation ensues...

Lady At Counter (LAC): 99 cents for the smoked almonds. How much is that beer?
*points at 24 ounce can of el-cheapo 8.1% ALCOHOL can of beer.*

CUG: 99 cents.
*thinks to self - SWEEEEEEET! 8.1%!!! for a buck!!!*
(That was the actual price. Because I am a real Republican, I am honest, so I told her the truth.)

LAC: That'll be 2 dollars and 11 cents.

CUG: I had gas on that truck, too (points to the handsome, yet dumure, P/U truck).
*There is only one gas pump with a nozzle on each side; total two.*
I think I had 99 cents worth of gas, as well.

LAC: *Laughs* Yeh, right. That'll be $47.70 total.
*CUG hands lady his debit card*
LAC: Do you want a receipt for this?

CUG: Yes. Please.

LAC: Well, I always try to save a tree whenever I can.

CUG: I hate trees.

LAC: *Hesitating* What?

CUG: I hate trees. My grandfather was killed by a tree.

LAC: *blinks*
(Note: As I am typing, I just now finished the aforementioned can of beer. Mmmmmm.....beeeeeeer)

after a pause...
LAC: What?
*Now there is that, "oh crap, I just mightly insulted this guy" look.*

CUG: Yeah, my grandfather was killed by a falling tree, and now I hate all trees. My goal is to eradicate all of them.

LAC: *Stares with look of disbelief...*
*for quite some time*

CUG: I'm f***ing with you.

LAC: What?

CUG: I'm just messing with you. How much was it?

LAC: $47.70. *a wary look of relief on her face, if that's possible*
*CUG signs slip*

CUG: Thanks. Have a great evening.

LAC: Uh. You, too.

CUG: *outside* Heh.

Monday, November 14, 2005

The Carnival of True Liberties VI

Today, I am hosting the Carnival of True Liberties VI! Yay!

The Carnival is Jay's (from Stop the ACLU fame) idea. It is for any post that pertains to how our civil liberties are being stripped away via judicial activism, and of course, bashing the ACLU as the God-hating commie-pervert Nazis that they are.

In no particular order, here we go:

BobG at Sweet Spirits of Ammonia presents an overveiw of the ACLU finding "evil" wherever it can in Ambulance Chasers Of The ACLU. Maybe they should look in their own offices.

TrekMedic251 at Is This Life? presents Speak English!, where he discusses the merits of not renewing the Bilingual Voting Provisions of the Voting Rights Act. Some facts there I was unaware of, for sure. Scroll WAY down to find it!

Jay at Stop The ACLU presents the excellent Top Ten Reasons To Stop The ACLU. Thoughtfull and concise, it is a must read. (Jay is the man!!!)

NOTR at shows us a disturbing look into what the 9th Circuit thinks is appropriate to teach, whether you like it or not, in Sex, Kids & 9th "Circus Court".
Man I hate the 9th Circus! "There is no fundamental right of parents to be the exclusive provider of information regarding sexual matters to their children."! And you thought you were in charge...

The MaryHunter at TMH's Bacon Bits gives us a disturbing look at the state's abuse of power, and the conspicuous absence of the ACLU in Limbaugh and Doctor-Patient Privilege.
Selective protections, anybody? (They were there at first, then disappeared!)

Neal Phenes at Et Tu Bloge presents Roe and the Commerce Clause.
Neal shows the true flaw in many of our laws AND lawmakers. The subversion of the ever important, and much ignored, Commerce Clause.

Lastly, there is ME! The Conservative UAW Guy presents History Lesson: Evil Bedfellows. Not anywhere near the caliber of what the above posters produced, but what the heck!
A great job by all (I will reserve judgement on my own offering). Please visit and comment to these folks, who are doing important work.
Thanks to Jay and Stop the ACLU for letting me be a part of this Carnival.
You are doing God's work, bro.
I am honored, and humbled.

This was a production of Stop The ACLU Blogburst. If you would like to join us, please email Jay at or Gribbit at You will be added to our mailing list and blogroll. Over 115 blogs already onboard.

History Lesson: Evil Bedfellows

Remember kids, Roger says,
"I am for socialism, disarmament, and, ultimately, for abolishing the state itself... I seek the social ownership of property, the abolition of the propertied class, and the sole control of those who produce wealth. Communism is the goal."
Margaret Sanger, darling of Planned Parenthood and the left, said of Roger,
"The name Roger Baldwin and Civil Liberties are synonymous in the minds of all people in the United States. You have fought the good fight, Roger."
Here's a little tidbit from good old Margaret herself on eugenics,

"We should hire three or four colored ministers, preferably with social-service backgrounds, and with engaging personalities. The most successful educational approach to the Negro is through a religious appeal. We don't want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population. and the minister is the man who can straighten out that idea if it ever occurs to any of their more rebellious members."
Margaret Sanger's December 19, 1939 letter to Dr. Clarence Gamble, 255 Adams Street, Milton, Massachusetts. Original source: Sophia Smith Collection, Smith College, North Hampton, Massachusetts. Also described in Linda Gordon's Woman's Body, Woman's Right: A Social History of Birth Control in America. New York: Grossman Publishers, 1976.

Can you say evil, racist, smelly, leftist, dirty-pinko's kids? That's right, I thought you could.
These are the original dirty-hippies and rabid, hate-filled lefties.

Their work continues on to this day.
They have a following.
A well-funded following.

Is it any wonder that the ACLU and Planned Parenthood are comrades?
And unfortunately, these people's legacies endure in an "enlightened" society...

Please don't give money or credibility to these racist, godless-commie groups. They are no different now than they were then. Well, except maybe more evil.

Sorry, not funny, just depressing.

McCarthy was right.


This was a production of Stop The ACLU Blogburst. If you would like to join us, please email Jay at or Gribbit at You will be added to our mailing list and blogroll. Over 115 blogs already onboard.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Thank You, God.

It is GORGEOUS outside.

71 degrees (American), sunny, blue skies with just a few wisps of what may be clouds, but haven't decided to commit to cloudom yet.

I kick up a rabbit while driving my tractor. He's the standard brown and white flavor we have here. Young. Under a year. Cute.

The pond needs attention, but it still looks ok.
My freshly shorn lawn leads right up to the edge of the woods.
The trees are almost bereft of leaves now.
A few hold-outs remain.
The woods, though barren, still looks friendly and inviting.
Truly a show-stopper of a day.

My wife comes home (very) late and I good-naturedly berate her because I was worried about her.
She is beautiful. Inside and out.
I'm so glad she's home.

My daughter drops by; I think she still lives here.
She is beautiful, too.
I am so very happy and grateful they are home and safe.
I'm so proud of them.

No reasons in particular. Just happy they are here.
I love them so much it is painful sometimes.

I look at my surroundings.
At my life.
Not perfect, but part of a perfect system.
Not painless, or certain.
Not without worry (esp in the auto industry!), but life nonetheless.

As I dwell on it all, I laugh a little.

There are many out there that thing this whole world, nay the whole universe, is an accident.
Love is just chemicals and instinct and weakness.

There ain't no way.

I couldn't even buy that "accident" crap when I was an angry borderline atheist.
Oh, I'd spout it, but I knew I was wrong.

Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Lord. (With apologies to the Rolling Stones, but no sarcasm in my iteration).



Friday, November 11, 2005

Thank You!!!

Today is Veterans' Day.
In honor of that, I would like to give a heart-felt

Thank You!

and a

God Bless!

I can't even put into words how proud and grateful I feel every time I think about our service people, past and present and future. Thanks to our allies, too.

And to the people wishing for our defeat, that try to denigrate, demoralize, demonize, and slander our soldiers, sc##w you.

That really about says it all.


Thursday, November 10, 2005

Teh Funny is Back!

The Carnival of Comedy is up again!

This time, your host is tommy from Striving for Average!
He's also a fellow union brother (which I did not know!).
So go over there or he'll bust your kneecaps!

Check out all the great stuff there!
(I know you already read my entry! ;) )

I'm In Shock and Awe.

The terrorist attacks in Amman apparently have links to radical Islam.

That shoots down my theory that is was angry Republican parapalegic Buddhist midgets.

And I was so sure...
Who'd have thunk it?

Not Again!

Oh, no!
I've been accepted as an occasional guest-writer on another site (again).

This time, it's a LIBERAL chick's site!

Sorry, just kidding. I'm not a misogynist. Well, not much.
I'm not kidding about the liberal part, however!
The good news is that Moonbatty is a friendly lib (as opposed to a hate-filled lefty type) with a pretty cool site.

What started it is here:


(An excerpt):
I’ve opened my blog up to allow guest-posts by certain people. If you wish to be included on that list of certain people, just let me know. Please understand that certain posts (such as those that claim Karl Rove is God, Bush is a good person, or other blatant falsehoods) will incur my rage.
Also. uh. Try to have a topic in mind when you post...
My response:

If you let me post, I’ll only post the truth!


Email me with a rejection notice at your leisure.

1. Karl Rove is not God.
Rush Limbaugh is.
Oh, wait! Sorry Jesus, it was just a joke!

2. Bush is way too liberal to be a good person.
He’s just, “Ok”.

3. Heh.

4. I always have a topic!

Moonbatty replies:

Your version of the truth makes me queasy.. But.. Hrm.. Ok!
::promotes you for the hell of it::

(She so cracks me up!)

And finally, my acceptance speech *sniff* (I'd like to thank the Academy...):

Hooray! Guest Post by jimmyb

Moonbattie has honored me (really!) by allowing me to do an occasional (and short!) guest post.

This shows not only that MB has unparalleled taste and class, but she is also not afraid of differing opinions. Fur-sur!

Anybody who has read our respective material realizes that once we are past the basic pragmatism, our opinions differ mightily at times (most times?).

Just let me say that MB is one of the coolest libbies I have met in the dodecahedron for some time. Intelligent, respectful, thoughtful, misguided…oops. I mean…uhhhh…..well…
I guess that’ll be another post.

Of course I, as a guest blogger, am willing and ready to incur MB’s wrath, which will be swift, succinct and mighty, I am sure.

To quote a guy that is NOT A GOOD PERSON - Bring it on! (That was Bush, not when Kerry stole it!)

In all seriousness, I’d like to thank MB for the honor, and her readers for not killing me!

Regards, and see you in the near future,

CUG (jimmyb)

PS - Click on CUG to see who I am if you don’t know.
A thousand apologies for the shameless blog-whoring.
(Am I allowed to say that on this site?)

So what's the synopsis?

Well, of course, it is get over to Moonbatty's and check her out and say howdy.
With your help, she'll be a registered Libertarian (if not a Republican) in short order!!!
Help save the planet, yo! Convert a moonbat today!!! ;)


Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Rioting Begins to Slack Off in France

Rioting Begins to Slack Off in France

Is this because they're running out of things to set afire?

French Logic

Appeasement Squirrel says,
"I'm shooting bullets of understanding, good will, welfare, and political correctness.
And still the onslaught continues.
Sacre Bleu!!!Maybe the Americans will save us!"

Q: What do you do to people that riot and cause violence?

A: Give them more free stuff than you already are!!

(Hat-tip to BC for the picture!)

This post is linked to Stop the ACLU:

Middle of the Week Open Trackbacks

Tuesday, November 08, 2005


My constitutional rights, of course.

I voted today. I was informed when I went.
That makes me cool.
Are you cool, too?



DEATH TO ISSUES 2, 3, 4, AND 5 IN OHIO (thanks Gribbit!)!!!!

Take that you out-of-state dirty-commie leftist bastards!!!!

(Yeah, Issue 1 sucks too, but at least that one is only in-state folk pushing it.)

Update: 2 through 5 went down! Yay!
Issue one passed. More money out of our pockets.

Monday, November 07, 2005

More Proof the Press Are Jerks.

Toledo TV News -


"In case you haven't noticed, gas prices are down. The lowest price we've found is $2.06 per gallon."


*Shows pictures of gas station prices (at the lowest) $2.45 up to $2.78 per gallon*

Which leaves a bigger imprint:
Visual or a voiceover?

No wonder I hate the MSN...


Some of Teh Funny.

No time, no time, no freaking time!!!

Here is some of teh funny from my friend BR...

Two Atchafalayah crawfish farmers, Thibodaux and Boudreaux, are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer. Thibodaux
turns to Boudreaux and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."

Boudreaux thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day Thibodaux goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Thibodaux says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"


"Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Thibodeaux shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Boudreaux at the bar. He tells
Boudreaux about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Boudreaux says, "What's that?"

Thibodeaux says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"


"Then you're a queer."

Saturday, November 05, 2005


Went to a gun show today after work.
Cost me $2 to get in.
It took me 5 MINUTES to look at all 8 tables!!!

That's $24 an hour to look at a measly collection of mostly crap!
There were a few nice things there. But not really worth the drive or the $2.

I did get a nifty little hip/leg holster for $3 ($5 when you count my admission price!).

Maybe I'll model it later.
I do have pretty sweet legs, ya know... ;)

Sorry, just ranting a little.

Friday, November 04, 2005


A real radical right-wing riflerodent.
Alliteration; no extra charge.

Hat-tip to mama!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Oh, Yeah!

I'm late in posting this, but I took first place in the most recent GOP and the City caption contest.

Yeah, I rule... (If you don't count that I haven't placed FOREVER!)


Does This Look Like a "Nutty Right-Winger" to You?

Moonbatty has an evil plan to divide and eliminate conservatives. (She's so bad!)
I think her plan is to promote discord among the conservative ranks, because she has been emboldened by the Meirs' fiasco, unrestrained spending, non-existent border-control policies and other clear liberal proclivities exhibited by many so-called Republicans.

She made a suggestion to have death-matches/duels between conservative bloggers.
She furthermore suggested that we were "nutty righty bloggers" and additionally commented regarding a post I made that contained a picture of an M1919A4 - "Hah, you just put that up after I posted the question about "who would win in a four-way duel?" - MB

To this I say:


Two points:
1. Regarding the totally way-cool M1919A4 picture -
No, the gun picture was not in response to your dueling post.
For the record, THIS (below) is a picture I would post regarding dueling!
(Click picture for an even more magnificent view!)

2. Does this picture look like a picture of a "nutty righty blogger" to you? neither.
Look at the friendly smile I have! That "come hither" twinkle in my eye.
This looks like a responsible, prepared, hard-bodied, freedom-loving American, with a high sense of (not gay) fashion. For you lefties, also note the worker-friendly UAW belt buckle! :)

Likewise, note the pretty blue vest (with trauma plate!) for protection against armed gun-grabbers who are the minions of the left (hypocrites by definition!).
The mask is designed for protection against smelly-hippy BO, reefer smoke, and patchouli stench.
The NRA hat optional, but I really like it, because it pisses off liberals.

Moving on...

Moonbatty suggested death-matches involving the following conservative bloggers:

Citizen Grim(from RHOG)

A little background about me and the "nuts":

Grim and I (and Xeno) have a history. We've been around the same sections of the sphere for a while now (blogosphere, that is...swimmin' pools, movie-stars...).

I think RHOG, and thusly Grim and Xeno, totally freakin' rock. I think they are epitome of kick-ass blogging.
Also, they heard of me once, and totally sort of know who I am..
(They ultimately dropped the stalking charges against me due to lack of evidence).

Macstansbury, likewise rules, and I don't believe there is any bad blood betwixt us.
(Plus, I have dirt on him. Heh.)

jimmyb - Is me, and is beyond reproach. Also, he is brilliant, attractive, witty, hygienic, well-armed and amply endowed.
(I don't want, anybody else, when I think about me, I link myself...)

Difster, on the other hand...

Falling blindly for Moonbatty's nefarious plot to reduce the number of conservatives on the planet, Difster collapsed into said plot like a swooning school-girl facing a potentially (but not) rabid, toothless chipmunk, and decided he could kill the other bloggers listed with no problems.
He subsequently posted about his plan to do me, your humble and lovable host, great bodily harm.

My wife said if all bloggers were like the Difmeister, there would only be whiny-assed Dems left...*shudder*, as we conservatives would all wipe each other out.
(My wife rocks, as one can plainly see.)

Here's what the Difinator said about yours truly:
JimmyB. (according to his blog) is a life long NRA member but a cursory search of his blog turned up no evidence of military training. In a four way duel I'd take him down first.
To this I say:

1. Is that an insult or a compliment that you would take me out first?
First because I'm the most psychotic and dangerous, or first because YOU HATE MY GUTS the most? (By the way, I am the king of FIRST!!! Just ask anyone!).

2. My military training is classified and top secret.
Perhaps even non-existent. But we'll never know because IT'S A SECRET!

3. If you only did a cursory search of my site, I consider that rude. Read it all!! I need the traffic!!! SHEESH!

4. Do not underestimate my super conservative powers, or the fact that I have over 600,000 union brothers that hate conservatives!!!
Well, ok, I'm a conservative, but I'm in the union already, and I have seniority, so they hate you more than they hate me.
You'd be safer messing with La Cosa Nostra or the Red Chinese army, pal.
My might, and the powers of collective bargaining, are not to be trifled with.

5. Instead of dueling, we may have to roshambo (Cartman style) to settle this.
I get to go first.

6. I'm just a lovable font of knowledge and modern wisdom. Why would anyone wish me ill?
People are always picking on the CUGster. :(

7. And for the love of pete, Difster, please tell me that's not a 9mm you have in your header picture!
It kind of looks like one. You might kill me, but I might have to call you a p#$$y before I die!
(If it's a .40 or .45, you have my apologies.
Maybe your huge, misshapen head makes the .45 muzzle look like a 9mm hole! If that is the case, I'm sorry about your disfigurement. This could, however, provide some insight into your heretofore unexplained hostility towards people who agree with you, and who have done you no harm, at the whim of commie-leftist-moonbats. Even nice ones like the evil Moonbatty!)

8. I love guns.

9. I love guns. (Yeah, I know I said it before, but I really love guns! Yee-haw!)

10. Kung-Fu fighting to the death is still an option. (Is it a duel without firearms or swords?)

Now while the Disser is cavalierly discussing terminating fine upstanding fellow conservative hippy-hating citizens, I was taking a different tack how this would all play out...

Grim and jimmyb In the Octagon.

Grim and jimmyb are dropped into the octagon, armed to the pearly-white conservative teeth. After a grueling battle, jimmyb is at the mercy of Citizen Grim.
It looks grim (pun intented).

Grim is about to smite jimmyb...
He yells, "This one is for Michael Moore, you rich, racist, warmongering misogynist!".

BUT! Unbeknownst to the drug-addled, Moore-onic liberal crowd, this is yet another clever, Karl Rove-inspired ruse!!!
Immediatly, jjimmyb and Grim turn upon the fetid crowd, and proceed to slaughter everyone who claps or yells affirmations to the Michael Moore comment. They also waste anyone who even has a hint of being pro-gun control. Just on general principle.
It is a total blood-bath.

Psychotic moonbats, commie proffessors, DUmbasses, KOSsacks and dirty-hippies perish by the tens-of-thousands. Tye-dyes and "Not My President" tees are accentuated by blood and ichor, via fire and steel and lead. Lots of lead.
The stench of hate, cowardice, hypocrisy, and THC laden blood is palpable. It almost overwhelms the BO smell.
The whole scene is ugly and beautiful at the same time.

The baby Jesus smiles.
Grim laughs maniacally.
jimmyb says, "Sweeeeeeet".

It is karma.

Exausted, but fulfilled, Grim and jimmyb head out to drink beer.
Grim buys...

Morals of the story:
1. Real conservatives stick together.
2. Hippies smell.
3. Don't write blog posts while you're intoxicated (I only had a couple!).

My final word...
Before you kill me, Difster, perhaps we could exchange sidebar links. Hell, I gave you 9 links in this post!!!
Let me know!



Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The Cug-Niece

Bane of evil-doers!
Personally, I would have started her off with a shotgun...

Notice she is practicing safety by keeping her finger off of the trigger, SWAT style!
And for those who worry about tender years, I say "Hey! She's over 1, highly trained, and hates hippies and commies. What else do you want?".



Seein' Spots

This is the target for the next e-Postal Handgun Match - "Seein' Spots", at Mr. Completely's.
Head over there for all the rules and such.

There is definitely going to be some strategy involved.
Looks like a fun one! :)

Go check out Mr. C's, and load up!!!