Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Real Headlines

Some headlines (with my own thoughts added after the fact) that I would have re-written if I owned a news service (besides CUG Headline News I mean).

Iran to Remove U.N. Seals at Atomic Research Sites
No word on if U.N. clowns will stay or go.

Toxic Waste Creates Hermaphrodite Arctic Polar Bears
Jerry Spring enroute, hopes they live in trailer court.
Senate Democrats Draft Bill to Fund Trannybear Outreach Program.
Peter Singer cohabitating with three of said bears.

Flaming Mouse Burns Down Man's House
He should have put it in a box, he should have fed it to a fox.

Have you seen any good ones lately?

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