Thursday, February 09, 2006

Because of a Cartoon? DEATH TO TED RALL!

UPDATE: Bad link fixed.

I don't see what the big deal is about the Mohammed cartoons.
He looks sort of cute, in a Brutus from Popeye kind of way.

Don't you think?
(Any libs want to give me the "I'm-all-for-free-speech-
but-not- if-it-offends speech?)

Now if there is a fatwa against me, does that mean I get more hits on my website?
That would totally rule!!!
Mohammed is da bomb!!!
(Ok. I'm apologize for that one. But talk about a target-rich environment!
I couldn't help it!)

If someone drew a comic of a Popeyesque Jesus whooping Mohammed's Brutus-like a##, while He was saying, I YAM what I YAM (or I YAM, WHO YAM), I would be offended, but not to the point of violence.
Well, not much violence anyway. I'd probably just back-hand a marxist or a hippy.
I thought this sage:

If your opponent is quick to anger, seek to irritate him--Sun Tzu

Some are quicker to anger than others, apparently...

Anyhoo, here is a quote from an official spokesman spokesperson (sorry NOW!) for the "Religion of Pieces" (from the BBC):

"They want to test our feelings," protester Mawli Abdul Qahar Abu Israra told the BBC.

"They want to know whether Muslims are extremists or not.

Death to them and to their newspapers," he said.

Holy crap! That's so funny I thought I made it up myself!
But it is real.
Ya just can't make up classic lines like that; they have to come from the heart (of a murderous thug). The body count is still rising, BTW. Koran flushing, anyone?

Yeah Abdul, you don't seem extreme at all. Death to infidels?
Sounds like normal political discouse to me.

I'm with ya bro! I get all fired up about Ted Rall cartoons.
Way to get your point across.
I feel your pain...

Here are some more "peace" protesters. I lost count of how many countries this is going on in.
See the whole collection of these pics at Euphoric Reality.
The images will make you feel all warm and fuzzy.

Gee, I'm just not "feeling the peace", dawgs.
Note key words like "exterminate", "slay", "butcher", "massacre", and my favorite peace-lovin' word - "behead (WARNING - GRAPHIC)".

We may only have one year left.

FAIR AND BALANCED (That's my middle name!):

To be fair, here is an exhaustive list and some pictures (all I could find) of Muslims gathering at peace demonstrations and vigils to denounce the violence, hatred, and death being done in the name of Islam:

(Insert list and images here when available......)

Uhhhhh. Ok, I couldn't find any.

But anyway, here is a list and pics of anti-hate, anti-violence, anti-war liberals and hippies denouncing said violence and hate, and likewise denouncing the leaders that espouse it:

(Insert list and images here when available......)

Well, errrrr.... Ok, I couldn't find any of those either, but I did try.
Stoopid Google! That stuff probably got deleted off of the Internet by the Jooooooos!
I did find one link at Right Hand of God, a little couple page site called: We Are Sorry (to Norway and Denmark). Nice to know there are some out there.

In Closing:

By the way, here's some info for any of you offended by this post.
If you didn't come out incensed and critical regarding:

A: "Piss Christ" (the famous "art" piece photo of a crucifix submerged in urine ) and

B: "The Holy Virgin Mary" (the one using elephant dung and pornographic images),

or worse, defended those as just "controversial" and cutting-edge art (although I'll grant they are protected by the Constitution) and criticized anyone who deemed those offensive as boorish, backward types, then you're a hypocrite, and you get to join the official, "CUG STFU Club"! Yay!!!
Membership is free!!!

I didn't see any Christians rioting over those "art" pieces, just liberals cooing and fawning over them.
By the way, you liberal defenders of radical Islam, go ask those folks burning our flag (we didn't even do it this time!!!) how they feel about abortion, women's rights, gang rapes, honor killings, open sexuality, Hollywood, free speech and gay marriage.
You might find you're on opposing ends of some of those issues.
Also, make sure your will is up to date before you go.

When did the image rule about Mohammed get passed any way?

It must have been recently, as you can see here at Zombie Time.

Much ado about nothing, perhaps? Or maybe an insidious GW Bush plot!!!
We shall see.

C'mon, Abdul. Can't we all just get along?

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