Thursday, August 31, 2006

Peace, Love, and Compassion

Ah, the MTV generation shows their true colors here:

My favorite line: "I hope your wife gets raped and can't get an abortion".

And it's a chick that says it!!!
You peace out there, girl!!

Yes, it's always nice to see the leftists' sensitive, caring, and compassionite pro-women side.

The young lady denying she works for MTV until the guy points out her ID badge (which she subsequently hides) is pretty good, too.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

ePostal Grand Prize!!! YOU SHOOT NOW!!!

That's right!
This contest features the biggest prize I've ever offered.
Pictured here is a totally sweet P16-40 Para-Ordnance semiautomatic pistol.


The Para, perhaps to your surprise, is manufactured in Canada, by people who basically aren't allowed to own them. Much like we will be after the Dems take over.

This beauty here is an ex-cop's gun, hence the holster-wear on the white lettering.
Now, what does it mean when it's a cop's gun?
It means it's probably practically new and rarely fired.
Most cops shoot their sidearms once a year to qualify, and that's it.

Now this gem is tight, and in great shape, other than the aforementioned wear.
This one is in the .40 S+W flavor, and holds a whopping 16 + 1 rounds.
Yes, it is a staggered double-stack magazine in 40 cal with a 1911 body and soul.
17 rounds of 40 in a 1911!!!

John Moses Browning would be proud.

It shoots like a dream, with its adjustable Bomar sights, and a trigger job on it so light it borders on scary. (It actually shot full-auto once (slam-fired), before I got it fixed because it was so light. I don't mind full-auto, but it needs to be selectable, not by happenstance.)

*sniff* It's so beautiful.

And yes, it groups like a peach.

So here's the deal:
1. Shoot the ePostal contest.

2. Date extended until Monday night, Sept. 4, cause it's a holiday weekend - YAY!

3. Modification - Mellow Rino - Any hit on paper is worth 5 points (or more), and I will change any previously submitted entry's scores accordingly.

4. The winner will receive these two pictures via email, plus one picture of the Para with my dog (or cat) if you wish. (Offer void where prohibited, or if my cat is in a pissy mood.)
So lock and load! And safe and happy shooting to you!!!

Mutually Assured Destruction.

Can't we all just get along?
Like these two?
Come on, libs and hippies!
Are we not all brothers (and sisters)?

Crisco and Jake seem to manage (ususally).

Don't try this at home.
You know, not just anyone can simultaneously cat/dog blog.
(Uhhh...can they?)

Super Happy Fun Trivia Time!!!

Riddle me this, (moon)batman:

Q: What do Cynthia McKinney, Cindy Sheehan, Nazis, liberals, the KKK, Islamic Splodeytards, peace activists and bin Laden all have in common?

A: They all hate the JOOOOOOOOOS!!!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Firearms Injuries.

When will we learn?
Here is another example of a sensless firearms related injury.

Guns are folly, folks. (Folly means fun and necessary, right?)
Look at the bruising.
Look at the carnage.
The damage to my surgeon-like hand is shocking.

The scientific name for this injury is Coltus Slidium Pinchia Yeouchina.
This injury is oft incurred whilst working with a jammed 1911, and accidentally releasing the slide onto one's digit.

While not fatal, it is exceedingly uncomfortable, and leaves an owwy that is painful for a few days. It is probably not as serious as M1 Thumb, but still generally causes cussing.

C'mon people! Think about the kids.
If my hand hurts, then I can't smack those little hellions, and turn them into fine, upstanding citizens.
Then they might grow up and vote for Democrats!!!
And we don't want that.

Do we?
(Unless they are voting for Zell Miller-esque Dems, of course.)

Solution: Mandatory firearms training in all schools starting with BB guns in grade 1.
They'll be up to the sweet .308's and .45's by the time driver's ed starts!

Write your congressmenbeings today!!!

Ok, I've got to go reload some more 45 ACP ammo now...

Monday, August 28, 2006

More News for Hippies.

You know, I see stories like this all the time, and generally, they get very little press.
When I mention this type of info at work, I have people refute anything I bring up, based upon their foregone conclusion that global warming is -

A: indeed real, and
B: man made without a doubt.

Neither is necessarily the case.
But just the possibility that global warming isn't both A and B generally causes some amount of consternation in the faithful.

Just FYI, hippies - Global warming is a THEORY.
By definition.
I know it's a religion for you, but is not, in fact, a fact.

Check these out, and don't worry, there are plenty more where these came from.

Russian scientist predicts global cooling
Deja vu all over again. Hello 1970's.

Global warming boost to glaciers
If it can apparently do absolutely everything, could it please mow my ditches for me?

2006 Tropical Storm Season Now Below Normal
More lies by Bushitlerhalichimpy Co. to be sure!

Greenland's glaciers have been shrinking for 100 years: study
Well, uhhhh, yeah.
But I bet now they're shrinking faster than they should!!!

Heh. Sound scientific arguments.

Whatever it takes to make your conculsion fit, right?

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Don't Forget!!!

This is the last weekend to shoot the latest ePostal Contest - Give a Rino a Hand!!
I only have two entries so far (not including myself).

Click the link - NOW!!!

PCism At It's Dangerous Best

When you hear descriptions of suspects in print and on the radio, do you ever summon a mental image in your mind?

If a killer is on the loose, do you want to know what he really looks like, or do you want the PC version?

Techinically, the description of the two a-hole criminals is correct, but I think (and you may agree) that it is a misleading description.

Asian students' shock at ejection from jet by passenger mutiny
Two Asian students have revealed their shock and despair after being thrown off a plane because other passengers feared they were suicide bombers.

"We might be Asian, but we're two ordinary lads who wanted a bit of fun," Mr Ashraf told the Daily Mirror.

They should have said, "We are two wild and crazy guys!!"

So people are picking on Asians now? When will the hate stop?
What terror attacks have Asians ever caused?

So, not to confuse people, here are the two Asians:

Uhhhh... With that headline, I was kind of looking for someone that looked more like this:

And here's the scoop, which was not reported until later:

The captain then spoke to the two men and returned to the cockpit with their passports, said Mr Wearden.

"We were then asked to get off the plane and go back to the airport where they did a full security check."

It was then, he said, that his wife Susanne began talking to another passenger who said she had sat next to the two men.

"She said she had heard them saying it was the last 30 minutes of their lives," said Mr Wearden.


"It may well be that the two simply thought they were being funny, but it perhaps better explains the passenger reaction."

He denied this reaction had been racist. "You hear about people making jokes about these things in airports and being arrested and told it is not a joking matter in the current climate. Well this was another case of that."

At the time, he said, he had felt annoyed as he had wanted to "get home and sleep".

"I felt that if people are going to muck around like that they should be the ones that are inconvenienced," he said.

Like I said; a-holes.
And what a cool captain.

Given the confusing nature of descriptions of criminals in the news, here are some examples for your edification and enlightenment:

Here is an African American (Charlize Thereon):

Another African-American (Kim du Toit):

The first black president (in true form here, I might add):

A Swissican (...Swiss chocolate? His words, not mine. Ray Nagin would be proud):

Chinese descent? (She's a Chow Chow ya know - tardchompius bigtimeus):

Siberian (hippie-smitimus maximus):

Hopefully, next time you read or hear a description in the news, this will help you visualize a reasonable picture in your mind! Your life could depend on it!!!

Truly, you can't judge a book by its cover, or now, even by its title.
Happy PC-ing to you.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Bob Just Calls It.

Bob Just wrote this in 2004.
It still rings true, and will be even more apparent as we head towards the '06 and '08 elections.
And scarily, even more AFTER the elections.

Click on the title below to read the whole thing.
(Itallics mine.)

My un-American Democratic Party

Everyone is talking about the growing red-state /blue-state divide in America. The words "parallel universe" have even been used to describe the two ethics that dominate our political scene. To put it simply, the red side believes in "one nation, under God," and the blue side doesn't. We think rights come from our Creator, they think rights come from our government. We think there are moral absolutes, they think everything is relative, including the Constitution.


It has to do with core values. One party has them, and the other doesn't. The Democratic Party's leaders may look like traditional Americans. They may say they support Israel. They may "stand with our troops" in Iraq. They may go to church and take communion. They may even sing, "God Bless America" on the Capitol steps – but increasingly their inner thought life is not what it seems to be.

Inside they seethe at "red state" America. We watch the weird, angry behavior of prominent Democrats like Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, Howard Dean or even John Kerry and we scratch our heads in wonder. Who are these people? What are they thinking? What caused all this anger, and why is it directed at fellow Americans? The furious fringe is taking over the party. They are solidified in their sense of victimhood. They aren't looking for compromise, but for total victory – revenge almost – in fulfilling their vision for a new America, one that has nothing to do with biblical Christianity or Judaism, the pumping heart of true Americanism.

The lunatic fringe.
Hang on, kids...

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Sleepy Time....

Lately, a few people have asked for some more gun pR0N, especially since conservatives are paranoid gun nuts. The piece is a .357 Magnum Smith and Wesson 686 in stainless with adjustable sights and a 4 inch barrel.

Poetry and gun pR0n - Culture and utilitarianism.
What more could one ask for?

Now I lay me down to bed
a Smith and Wesson by my head

if i should die
before I wake

please feed some hippies
to my buddy Jake.

A Reminder

Don't forget the Gunbloggers' Rendezvous is coming up October 6th, 7th, and 8th!

Check out the details here:

Gunblogger's Rendezvous

You can always contact Mr. Completely if you have any questions, too.

Thanks to Kevin at The Smallest Minority for the pic.

Hope to see you there!!

Monday, August 21, 2006

Hippy Logic

Big hurricane seasons are because of global warming.

Little storm seasons are in spite of global warming.

What more proof do you need?

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Gas Prices and Democrats.

As I was teaching a class last week, the following thought (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) spewed forth from my pie-hole.
It has been refined and edited for content to make it more humorous, to fit your screen and to stay within time constraints.

I love the Democrats plan for high gas prices; use hydrogen, bio-diesel, alcohol, sunshine, moonbeams, rainbows, warm fuzzies and love of radical Islam.
Since, presently, those are all noble *coughbullsh#tcough* ideas, my question is this:

If I don't use any gas because I run the world on hippy-dreams, then why would I give a crap what it costs anyway?

Heh. More high level thought from the "reality based community".

Friday, August 18, 2006

Aren't There Bigger Fish To Fry?

Here is the Conservative UAW Guy Site's Official Jon Benet Ramsey Case Opinion:




Is it November yet?

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Hot MILF Action for You!!!

Update: I have just been informed by an astute reader, who apparently frequents far different areas of the Web than I, that MILF might stand for something other than Militant Intolerant Liberal Feminists.

Oh, well.

Too late now.

Disclaimer: I don't hate women, but the feminazis are always waiting to be offended.
I find that inviting.

I know women are capable of many things, and many (most?) are infinitely better at almost anything than I.
However, if my house is on fire, please send the 278 pound man up the ladder to get me and let the 105 pound chick drive the truck there or something.

The fact I even need a disclaimer is a testament to the evil viciousness of MILF’s, and the fear they instill.

With apologies to my wife and mother, both of whom are way smarter than I, but are definitely not feminists.
I know this, because they actually both have a sense of humor.
Also, I would like to dedicate this to Vox Day and Dr. Mike Adams, and thank them for their humorous inspiration.
(Read: Blame those two if you don’t like this post!! It’s not my fault!! I have ADD!!! I'm durnk!! It was global warming! HOCKEYSTICK! HALIBURTON!! DEIBOLD!!!!)

Super Hot MILF Action Post!!!
Note: This post is NSFW (NOT SAFE FOR WOMYN)!!!

Feminists are a strange breed, indeed.
They oft times seem shrill, humorless, uptight, and pedantic; and to be perfectly honest, they are just downright unpleasant to be around.

These wretched souls are the Militant Intolerant Liberal Feminists, or MILF's.
(They can also be Militant Intolerant Lesbian Feminsts (again MILF's), or even Militant Intolerant Liberal Lesbian Feminsts (MILLF's).

I personally think part of the problem is a lack of humor in their lives.
Secretly, though, feministas have a great sense of humor that just needs to be drawn out of their uptight, indoctrinated, polluted, sexist little minds.

So, as a public service, here are some tools and information to help you help MILF's lighten up:

1. When a feminist asks you a question, show your concern, and at the same time, your playfully humorous side by saying, "What was that again, sweetheart?”

2. Likewise, if a MILF gets upset with you, just say, "Chill out a little bit, honey", or "Don't get your panties in a bunch, darlin".
Those little terms of endearment will go a long way to ultimately help diffuse a tense situation.

3. Or you can lighten the mood this way, and say, "You're a feminist? Well, isn't that cute!"

4. Also, to help you better assess the situation; you can ask her if she is on her menses.

Radical feminists, or MILF’s, also very often feel like useless, powerless, and insignificant shrews harboring grandiose, yet retarded, ideas.
This is because they are, generally, useless, powerless, and insignificant shrews that are harboring grandiose, yet retarded, ideas.
To make a MILF feel wanted and useful, when she finishes a particular tirade or invective, say "Yeah, that's swell babe. Now go make me a sammich".

A conversation I always wanted to hear:
Liberal: Coulter is a man, baby!!!
Conservative: Hmmmm. Well no wonder she's so smart.
Liberal: Yeeaarrrrggghhh!!!!!!

This is an oldie, but a goody:
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: Oh, you heard this one before?
A: Yeeaarrrrggghhh!!!!!!

Q: Why do you think it's ok to be a misogynist?
A: Because God is a man, baby! (This is the part where you duck!)

Q: If February is Black History Month and March is Women's History
Month, what happens the rest of the year?
A: Evil Patriarchal Misogynistic Racist Discrimination and Oppression!!!
(This answer sometimes translates as "Yeeaarrrrggghhh!!!!!!" )

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Feminism can't change anything.

I hope this information has helped you get a brief glimpse into the MILF psyche.
It is also my wish that you can use this information in your daily life for fun, profit, and to help the planet.

To be continued....

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

We're Number One!!

This site is the number one hit when googling "hybrids are gay".

While the ranking is news, the search phrase is not...

Update: We're number one AND number two now.

Monday, August 14, 2006


I was listening to Sean Hannity this last Friday(?), and he was telling people to voter for Joe Lieberman.


Uh, I mean, "Say what?!?!"

Sean, the "Reagan Conservative" Hannity telling me to vote for a pro-abortion, pro-Kyoto Protocol, anti-tax cut, pro-gay marriage, pro-hate crime, etc, etc?
Not even a mention of the Republican running?

Granted, the guy might not be a sterling example to put up, but Hannity could have at least plugged the Republican Party, and then explained why he was recommending a Democrat in this one case. But he did not...

Does being pro-war and/or pro-Bush absolve all other crimes votes a senator makes?
I like Lieberman in that he is fairly consistent, and certainly affable and civil, which I respect.
But that doesn't mean I would ever vote for him, or someone like him, regardless of what the talking heads say.

Joe Lieberman is a liberal - plain and simple.
His 18 year record cleary, and with out a doubt, reflects this.

So, what is up with this?

Just A Little Slice of Redneck Heaven

How you can tell you live in a rural area #34:

When you see this at one of your local drive-through carry-outs (below).

(click on pic for a better view)

Not that anyone would ever drink a beer in a vehicle in this state.
For those of you not from Ohiya, we have drive-through (or drive-thru, for expediency) carry-outs, where you can buy alcohol and tobacco, amongst other things, from the comfort of your vehicle.
Gas stations also sell beer.

The only bad thing about this is when I go to another state and can't find alcohol because they don't sell it where I expect!!!
I do acclimate, however.

Now if they would just sell firearms along with the alcohol and tobacco...

I heart Ohio.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Headlines for You!

Gore isn't quite as green as he's led the world to believe
Reason #1,589 why I don't believe these lying, self-righteous hypocrites.

Tests show clinic drenched in blood
Why wait for Halloween?
Real houses of horror are all over the country, and funded, at least in part, by your tax dollars!

For Gays, New Math
You mean this math:
If you don't agree with my agenda and the way I promote it completely, then

doesn't work? I wonder why?
How about just chilling out a little, and maybe people won't be so offended and defensive.
Many conservatives are live and let live types, you know.

Charity wants Britons to come to Masturbate-a-thon
Ahhh. More enlightened liberals.
Have I mentioned that if this is enlightenment, I don't want to be enlightened?

Sexual lyrics prompt teens to have sex
What? Rich, influential, high-profile "role models" saying "that doing whatever you want is ok" actually legitimizes behaviour in the minds of impressionable children? Who'd have thunk it?

Theme park calls off "Muslim Fun Day"
Of course, I blame the Joooooos!!!

Muslim Group Upset by Bush's Use of 'Islamic Fascists'
All together now:
I guess he should have said "things of indeterminate race, faith, color, and gender that are trying to kill all of us, allegedly".

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Kitty Kitty.

I do believe Heed is just too cute.




To cat-blog.

I couldn't hold out.

From the Daily Mail.
Is tiny Heed the world's smallest cat?

Could this be the world's smallest cat? The Guinness Book of Records is waiting until this little Munchkin kitten is fully grown to decide if he is a record breaker.

But Heed is well on track. At 14 weeks old he is just 3 1/4 inches tall, and weighs just over 2lbs.


"We called him Heed because he was born with a big head and a tiny body and it reminded us of a line in a Mike Myers film called So I Married an Axe Murderer where he shouts in a Scottish accent, 'Look at the size of his heed!'"

My cute cup runneth over.

And my apologies to you cat haters.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Two Second Places.

2nd place at GOP and the City's famous Weekly Caption Contest was taken with this quote (by yours truly):

2. Due to his intense CIA training, thanks to his dad, and Haliburton, Bush is able to give Helen Thomas the "Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique" merely by shaking her hand.(That's why he's smiling...)
For those of you that are uninitiated, that is a Kill Bill II reference.
Go over and check all the captions out. Teh funny is in abundance!!
Weekly Caption Contest!

I also took 2nd place in the rimfire Sharpshooter classification in the 50/25 yard outdoor bullseye shooting competition this summer. Not bad for my first time, and my first time being classified, too!!

Now, I know some people are all like, but jimmyb, you're so self-centered and vain.
Sup wit dat?

Well, it is part of my charm...

However, I pride myself on being fair and balanced, as well as being EXTREMELY humble.
That said, here are the offsets to my being 1st loser twice:

1. My centerfire scores for the outdoor league sucked so bad I considered quitting.
Except I don't quit. While that may me noble and all, it does not change the fact that my scores were abysmal.

2. Additionally, we had a steel silhouette shoot to cap the season, and not only did I choke, I was the undisputed LAST PLACE shooter that night.

Almost win some, lose more.
Of course, this means I need to shoot more often, so I can get better.

There's always a silver lining...

Say It Ain't So, Joe.

This is how far the left has sunk.
I, the CONSERVATIVE UAW Guy, have been reduced to lamenting the defeat of a Democrat that I voted against (2000), and usually (but not always) disagree with.
I like Joe Lieberman. I oft don't agree with him, but he seemed honorable.
And civil.
And not so much of a raving socialistic commie moonbat.


So the rabid left, in it's quest to help the little guy, has put up Marxist multimillionaire Lamont as their poster-boy.
I'm sure KOS, DU and Soros are ecstatic.

This editorial by Michael Goodwin sums it up fairly well.

From "Win for the wackadoo wing" by Michael Goodwin, courtesy of the New York Daily New.

So now that the wackadoo wing of the party has a bloody scalp [Lieberman], what are they going to do with it? Wave it at Islamic terrorists in Iraq and Lebanon and Afghanistan and Indonesia and Great Britain and Spain and Israel and New York and declare peace? That will work for sure. They better also wear armor and duck.

Lieberman is the first casualty of the war against the war on terror.

Congressional Democratic leaders recently demanded that Bush begin withdrawing our troops this year, regardless of events in Iraq. They called it a "redeployment." When I said that redeployment was another word for retreat, a top party operative disagreed. He said, earnestly, that Dems favored keeping about 35,000 troops "in the region" as something like a police force. "We could go back into Iraq if we had to," he said.

This is fantasy. And that's what Lamont's victory is based on. That somehow we can pull out of Iraq, tell the terrorists they win - and we and our allies will not suffer any consequences. And if those Islamists misbehave, well, we'll just scoot back over there with our police force and arrest those naughty fellows.

I believe that Islamic terrorists will stop at nothing in their mad quest to rule the globe. As a result, World War III has started, whether we like it or not. It will continue, whether we fight back or not. But if we think we can win by not fighting, then we're not just wrong. We're nuts.

Go read the whold thing here.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Rural Assault Vehicle

Brother smike had a problem.
He'd be mowing, and he would see something that needed a-killin'.

Sadly, shooting off of a lawnmower at a critter (or a commie) 75 yards away with a pistol is not an easy task, and sadly, there is no place to put a rifle on a mower.
Until now.

In a flash of hillbilly ingenuity, my bro has attached this nifty rifle scabbard to his lawnmower, turning this machine into what could easily be described as the perfect fusion of redneck art and utilitarianism. The rifle, BTW, is a 17 HMR. That's a great varmit round, with a nice, flat trajectory.

Note the hood is removed. This is for increased efficiencey (we're green rednecks, ya know) of the motor, cooling, and let's be honest; just plain, in your face asthetics.

Also, for added comfort and convenience, notice the beer cooler bungee-corded down, next to the luxuriously padded seat.
Class, style, elegance and comfort.
That puppy should have a Cadillac emblem on it.


I'm so proud.

And more than a little jealous, I might add.

Let the a-killin' begin.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

ePostal Pistol Contest - Give A Rino A Hand.

1. Date extended until Saturday night, Sept 2, cause it's a holiday weekend - YAY!

Modification - Mellow Rino - Any hit on paper is worth 5 points (at least), and I will change any previously submitted entries scores accordingly.

3. See Grand Prize info here: ePostal Grand Prize

Yes, indeedy -
It is time for the August ePostal Pistol Match.
And a big THANK YOU! to Mr. Completely for letting me host it!!

This month we are going to shoot charging rinos!!
How do you stop a rino from charging you say?
Don't re-elect him!!

Download the full size 8.5 X 11" target here:

Charging Rhino Target X 5

(Target courtesy of MyTargets.cOm)

The rules:

As the Mr. Completely ePostal contests have progressed, there have been discussions of people shooting "race guns", or competition firearms, versus strictly combat and defensive weapons. That' s why we have both categories.

There are two targets to shoot in each category for each entry.
All of them involve shooting ONE HANDED!!

The following information has been blatantly stolen from Mr. Completely, and modified as I saw fit.



But jimmyb, you shoot one-handed all the time! That's not fair!!!
Ok, I'm sure there is a point here, but I'm not seeing it.

And honestly, I NEVER shoot left handed with any regularity, so... we shall see what happens.
Besides, what if you broke your arm because it got trampled by a rhino?

Mellow Rino (target style shooting):
Two shots per rino, and ONLY two shots, for a total of 10 shots per target (total of 20 shots for one submission). Any shot over two on a rhino will not count!!!
No time limit, you may reshoot any target you wish.
One left-hand and one right-hand target, each.

Charging Insane Angry Rino (combat shooting)
10 shots per target, period (total of 20 shots for one submission).
Any number of shots (up to 10 total) on any rhing.
As fast as you can safely shoot. The key word here is fast.
Either 10 shots in one string, or two strings of five, as dictated by your weapon choice.
One left-hand and one right-hand target, each. You may reshoot any target you wish.


Mellow Rino
Outer ring: 9 points.
Inner ring: 10 points.
Center dot: 11 points.
Max possible score: 110 points per target, 220 per entry.
Rankings will be based on total of both targets (left and right handed).
DISTANCE - All Classes: 25 feet, or Ten yards, which ever is available at your range.

Charging Insane Angry Rino
Center (mass) Rhino, any ring: 11 points.
Other four rhinos, any ring: 10 points.
Any shot on paper: 9 points.
Max possible score: 110 points per target, 220 per entry.
Rankings will be based on total of both targets (left and right handed).
DISTANCE - All Classes: 7 yards (21 feet).

You can shoot the match more than once if you don't like your score and want to try again.
Ties will be posted as such.

Mark your score on each target with a legible felt pen, along with the class and type of gun used. Don't write your name on the target, only the name you want to appear in the results, as your target may get posted on the web.

STRATEGY: Bang, bang, bang!!!

MULTIPLE ENTRIES: You can enter more than once, in fact, it is encouraged. Shoot everything you own, and everything you can borrow!
Take a buddy to the range, get him entered, then borrow his gun and enter that!
Even better, take a new shooter to the range, and show them the ropes, and then shoot the rinos!
The only restriction is that you can only enter once for any given gun, in any individual Class.

CLASS ONE: Rim fire. Any rimfire handgun with no more than a 12" barrel, any sight.

CLASS TWO: Center fire. Any centerfire (non-revolver) handgun with no more than a 12" barrel, any sight.

CLASS THREE: Revolver. Any revolver with no more than a 12" barrel, any sight.

CLASS FOUR: Air Pistol: Any air or spring powered pistol, any sight.

CLASS FIVE: Air Rifle: Any air or spring powered rifle, any sight.

CLASS SIX: Potato guns, blow dart guns, cannons, etc.
No paint ball guns!

DISTANCE - All Classes:
25 or 30 feet for Mellow Rhino.
21 feet for Angry Rhino.
Different calibers in the same gun count as one gun.
For example, .38SPL and .357MAG are considered as one, as would be .44SPL and .44MAG. Different guns of the same caliber and barrel length can be entered.
A .22 conversion on a .45 frame counts as a second gun, so you can take off the conversion and shoot the .45 too.

PRIZES: If you win, you get to be the Supreme Leader of the Universe!!
Ooops, sorry. It's just for the fun of it and the bragging rights.
And so you can go shooting.

SUBMITTING YOUR ENTRY: Scan into your computer (or take a digital photo of) your targets, and email the picture, along with:

1. Your score for each target page and the total of both pages (print score on target as well0.

2. The name(s) you want used when we post the results

3. Gun description - Brand, model, semi-auto, revolver, black powder, caliber, barrel length, and type of sights

4. Class: Class One, Class Two, or Class Three, Class Four, Class Five or Class Six.

5. Anything interesting or unique about your entry that other shooters might enjoy hearing about.

Email it all to c u g b l o g (at) m s n (dot) c o m.
(My email is also in my profile below my blog pic and description).

Please put "Rino Hand" in the email title so it goes into the correct mailbox!

If you can't scan or send target pictures, send everything else to me in an email, and we'll arrange for either fax or snail mail for the targets.

The rules are subject to revision as needed, should the need arise.

All entries must be received by Midnight on Thursday, August 31st, and results will be posted within seven days, or less.

If you have any questions, leave the question in the comments to this post, or send me an email, or both.

Be safe, and have fun!!

Editors note: Yes, I do know how to spell rhino.

Friday, August 04, 2006

jimmyb Is Pro Choice!?!?!?

(It's not what you think.)

I think I am now officially pro-choice.
As long as it involves retroactively aborting demented asshats like this one, and never the unborn...
Ohio Man Claims Right To Have Sex With Boys
Admitted Pedophile Says Children Can Consent

CLEVELAND-- It was probably not a defense the court had heard before.

A suburban Cleveland man accused of sexually assaulting nine disabled boys told a judge Wednesday that his apartment was a religious sanctuary where smoking marijuana and having sex with children are sacred rituals protected by civil rights laws.


The admitted pedophile offered a surprising defense Wednesday to 74 charges of rape, drugs and pandering obscenity to minors.


Appearing in an Ohio court for a pretrial hearing, Phillip Distasio, 34, of Rocky River, Ohio, said he was a pedophile.

He told the judge, "I'm a pedophile. I've been a pedophile for 20 years. The only reason I'm charged with rape is that no one believes a child can consent to sex. The role of my ministry is to get these cases out of the courtrooms."


Distasio, a self-professed pagan friar, is representing himself on 74 charges. He said he's the leader of a church called Arcadian Fields Ministries, and that some of his congregants are among the victims in his case.
I don't mean to be judgemental, but you are so going to Hell, dude.

Cuyahoga County Bill Mason said Distasio was arrested after he wanted to write a blog for the Lakewood Library. Officials noticed something was wrong and notified Rocky River police.

Distasio was arrested on charges he molested two disabled boys he was tutoring at his home. He's also accused of raping seven other autistic children at a Cleveland school for special-needs students, The Plain Dealer reported. All but one of the boys was under 13, which carries a mandatory life-in-prison sentence if he is convicted, the paper reported.
Can Ohio up the ante to death in prison?

Police said they found journals at Distasio's apartment in which he described his illegal activities, along with child pornography and videotapes of him engaged in sex with boys, The Plain Dealer reported

"Not all pedophilia is bad, and sex [with boys] can be healthy," Distasio told the court.
Uh, it's all bad in my neighborhood, psycho-tard.
Especially if you are in my line of sight at 300 yards or less.

According to the journals, two of Distasio's victims were so helpless they could never tell anyone what happened.
If somebody smokes this a**hole in the middle of the street and gets charged for it, can I be on the jury that aquits him?

"The defendant describes acts in which he had autistic children and he did what I would call sadistic sexual acts with these children," said Mason.
I am beyond words, now.
Distasio has a history of working with children dating back 10 years.
Hopefully, he will be history himself, very soon.

Disease: Evil, Sick, Predatory Animals.

Cure: Retroactive Abortion Kit
(now in sweet, sweet 45 ACP flavor!!).

Apply liberally as needed.
See, I can appreciate something liberal sometimes!

I'm sure the ACLU will rush to his aid.
Hopefully, they'll be representing a mangled, rotting, hole-ridden corpse.

See you in hell, f**ktard.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Pizza Party!!

The results of the ePostal Pizza contest are in over at Ninth Stage!
This was a pretty interesting shoot, and I ultimately shot it on the next to last day of the contest, although I had an earlier.

The reason it took me two tries to get this contest shot, is because the first time I tried to shoot it at my back-yard pistol range and was nearly kidnapped and devoured by a swarm of killer mutant mosquitos.
(We have had much rain, apparently.)

So I had to go to the pistol range and shoot it on one of the hottest days of the year, so far. No sissy air conditioning at our manly range!!
There was much sweat involved, but that makes one appreciate the results more!

The target pictured in this post is a target I shot with a Glock Model 19 at 5 yards, as nearly fast as I could pull the trigger; 10 shots in 4.53 seconds. (Click target for a better look.)

It was also done using the point shooting method, which is pretty much like it sounds; point and shoot. Don't use the sights, just muscle memory. And brute force against the muzzle flip.

The most interesting one I shot was the Kahr MK9 9mm. This is the comment I sent with the target:
Interestingly, on this target, the 9th shot knocked the tack out that was holding the target, but somehow (by total luck and spastic reflex), I managed to get the last shot on the paper,
although I don’t know which one it was…
Heh. Cool. Very, very lucky, but still cool!
There is that saying, "It is better to be lucky than to be good".

There is a brief description of the pizzas, followed by the caliber sorted scores.
Head on over to Ninth Stage to see the overall scores, and notes of interest too!
It's worth the trip.
Precision Pizza: Ten shots at ten yards. All shots fired standing unsupported though you can use two hands in any way you prefer, you can’t use a rest or artifiial support. No time limit.
Quick Pizza: Ten shots at seven yards. Each shot is fired separately starting from the “low ready” (hand or hands on the pistol, finger off trigger and pointing down and to the front at a 45 deg. angle) and is released as soon as you have a sight picture on the target.

Blazing Pizza: Ten shots at five yards. Shoot them all as fast as you can - point shooting - with your defensive pistol.

Rimfire results:

Precision Pizza

  • 94- USCitizen w/ S&W 22A with an UltraDOT Pan-A-V sight
  • 92 - Mr. Completely w/ .22 cal. High Standard Supermatic Citation w/red dot sight
    90 - jimmyb w/ Ruger MKII 22LR bull-barrel 5-1/2″ with ATN red dot
    90 - Marc w/ S&W 22S with a Tasco Propoint Red Dot
    84 - David M w/ S&W 22A with an UltraDOT Pan-A-V
    80 - KeeWee w/ .22 Cal. High Standard 103 Sharp Shooter w/red dot sight

    Quick Pizza

  • 100 - Marc w/ S&W 22S with a Tasco Propoint Red Dot sight
  • 100 - Mr. Completely w/ .22 cal. High Standard Supermatic Citation w/red dot sight
  • 96 - KeeWee w/ .22 Cal. High Standard 103 Sharp Shooter w/red dot sight
    94 - David M w/ S&W 22A with an UltraDOT Pan-A-V sight
    87 - USCitizen w/ S&W 22A with an UltraDOT Pan-A-V sight

    Blazing Pizza

  • 100 - jimmyb w/ Ruger MKII 22LR bull-barrel 5-1/2″ with ATN red dot
  • 100 - Mr. Completely w/Jennings J-22 Pocket Pistol
  • 94 - USCitizen w/ S&W 22A with an UltraDOT Pan-A-V sight
    90 - Mr. Completely w/.22 Cal. High Standard Supermatic Citation w/stock iron sight
    76 - David M w/ S&W 22A with an UltraDOT Pan-A-V sight
    56 - Marc w/ S&W 22S with the dot off

    Centerfire results:
    Precision Pizza

  • 84 - Marc w/ S&W 686 Bianchi gun with Propoint Red Dot (see banner image)
  • 82 - jimmyb w/ Glock Model 19, 9mm, 4″ barrel, stock open sights.

    Quick Pizza

  • 98 - jimmyb w/ Glock Model 19, 9mm, 4″ barrel, stock open sights.
  • 98 - Josh w/ Kimber .45
    95 - Marc w/ S&W 686 Bianchi gun with Propoint Red Dot sight

    Blazing Pizza

  • 100 - jimmyb w/ Glock Model 19, 9mm, 4″ barrel, stock open sights
  • 100 - Josh w/ Kahr P9 9mm
  • 96 - jimmyb w/ Kahr Arms MK9 Elite 9mm, 3″ barrel, stock open sights
    90 - Josh w/ Springer XD .40
    76 - jimmyb w/ Kahr Arms MK9 Elite 9mm, 3″ barrel, stock open sightsOne-handed
    70 - Marc w/ S&W 686 Bianchi gun with the dot off

    Airsoft results:
    Blazing Pizza

  • 100 - Josh w/ USP-clone 6mm airsoft
  • It's great to see enough people shooting this month. Everyone shot pretty well, too!
    With competition like this, I see I am going to have to practice more.

    And congrats to Mr. C for shooting a perfect score with a JENNINGS!!!
    This feat elevates him to the level of total shooting badass!!
    (Like we already didn't know he was, anyway.)

    Also, a big thanks to Marc at Ninth Stage for doing a great job of hosting!
    Thanks, man. And nice shooting!!

    Anyhoo, yours truly is hosting the next contest for this month, and I should have it posted very soon.
    Stay tuned, and get ready.

    We need shooters. So lock and load!!

    Wednesday, August 02, 2006

    Never Forget.

    I don't even know what to say when I listen to this and watch the video on top of it.

    Kevin Cosgroves 911 Call On 9-11

    Not for the emotional.
    It's not visually graphic, but it is incredibly disturbing nonetheless.

    H/T Michelle Malkin (who, I might add, is a woman and a minority).

    Tuesday, August 01, 2006



    Lend me your ear.

    Your right to kill choose is being eroded away!!

    You must act now to avert the slippery slope that is forming to take away your RIGHT TO CHOOSE!!!

    Now granted, it is happening in England, but how long until this ugly precedent reaches our beloved shores?

    Choosing baby's sex to be outlawed
    12 July 2006

    Sex selection of babies for non-medical reasons is set to be outlawed in the UK under Government plans for a shake-up of embryology regulation.
    Embryology regulation. That sounds better than abortion and eugenics.
    Abortionists are a creative lot, ain't they?

    Health Minister Caroline Flint told MPs she was minded to introduce a "clear and specific ban" on the use of new techniques to choose one gender of baby.

    But why? Isn't it the woman's body, Fraulein NAZI REPUG BUSHITLER!!!???
    What about her sacrosanct, no-restriction-laden right to choose?
    And why does it matter, Carol? Male? Female?
    It's not a real person anyway, so what the hell?

    Allowing parents to pick sex for reasons such as "balancing" the make-up of their family could be the start of a "slippery slope" to designer babies, she warned.

    Designer babies? That's EXACTLY what you want, you just want to be in charge of the design!
    What's the matter, sweetheart? Afraid someone might want to have a boy instead of a girl?
    Are you perhaps insinuating that an embryo of one gender is superior to another?
    I thought liberal chicks were more enlightened than that.

    But the ban would not prevent British people going abroad where such practices were legal, she accepted.
    Thank goodness! At least they're a little civilized!

    Ms Flint also indicated that rules allowing fertility clinics to block treatment for single women and lesbian couples could be scrapped. Present regulations include the need for a father in considerations of the future child's welfare - an element the Government considered should go, she said.

    Pfffft - Dads, who needs them? Only losers have dads that are around.
    Just call them genetic doners.

    The Minister said more detailed proposals would be unveiled later in the year, probably over the summer.

    Other measures set to be part of the reforms include new criteria on what medical conditions embryos can be screened for.

    Let me guess - You want to be able to abort a cleft palate, but not a homosexual or a girl, right?
    How about the deaf? Or the blind? Short people? Brown eyes? Acne?
    Who is the undesirable du jour?

    No wonder you want to be in charge, with the power of life and death; to create a perfect utopia.
    Just think, maybe they can scan for all defectivess, and then we'll have a genetically perfect society!!
    Oooh, I can hardly wait!!

    I'll forgo the Germanic history references at this point, even thought they are apropros.

    At present preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD) is licensed to let parents who carry genes for a serious condition - such as cystic fibrosis and Huntington's disease - avoid passing the faulty gene on to their children.

    But it is now also possible to test embryos for some cancers caused by a "lower penetrance" gene - meaning not everyone who inherits the faulty gene will go on to develop the disease.
    But hey, why even take the chance you won't get perfection.

    And liberals say making a better ear of corn is playing God...

    Giving evidence to the Commons science and technology committee, Ms Flint also rejected calls for a review of the abortion time limit. Professional bodies had presented no scientific evidence to back demands for an inquiry into whether the present 24-week limit should be shortened.
    So come on all you womyn!!! Go protest this horrible affront to the choice movement.

    It's your uterus; go show em what you got!
    The master race (read socialists) is counting on you.

    Hypocrisy, thy name is liberalism.
    Or feminism.